Can anyone find 6 wins?

[George_Bullnard_Shaw]

JimUSFSIG you are the man. The antidote to the insanity, the anti-smazza if you will. Thank you. But I'll have to respectfully disagree with you.

 

What really will happen is:

Taggert and the Bulls will continue the Flowers/Bench/uptempo offense red herring until FSU. At this point the Bulls will unleash the real offense behind Brett Kean, who along with the USF masterminds were secretly working to create an explosive pro-style offense that features a crushing running game supplemented by high efficient, highly accurate down field pass game to receivers that are more contortionist than man and have the capacity to catch anything within a 3 foot vicinity.

USF blows out every opponent by 17 or more to go 12-0, in fact the closest game will be a victory over UCF 31-14 only because Taggert decides to let Flowers actually QB a drive due to his brilliant roleplaying in the above mentioned theatrics and he proceeds to throw pick 6 .

The Bulls will then go on to manhandle two SEC opponents on their way to becoming national champions.

 

The P5/ESPN cartel will then become so distressed due to a non-p5 national champ that they try to undermine USF football team by hiring away Taggert/Harlen. Unfortunately for them it all unravels when it is discovered the Doug Woolard, who is secretly working for ESPN and in a highly sexual relationship with Judy Genshaft, tries to slip a mickey into her drink and make her sign a document terminating Taggert/Harlen. Fortunately for USF, Judy Genshaft lack of brain mass, keeps the drugs from taking affect and Judy calls in her personal reader to read the document out loud. Once Judy realizes what has happened she calls an emergency meeting with the board of reagents who immediately threaten litigation with ESPN but eventually settle out of court allowing the AAC to become part of a new cartel that will be forever know as the P6.

As the screen fades to black. one more scene appears, this time in a room with two men watching the ESPN announcement of the inclusion of the AAC into the playoff cartel. The camera pans to around and we see the the two men are Louisiana Tech Bulldogs head coach Skp Holtz and his father Lou . Suddenly the door to the office bursts open and several gun toting body guards file into the room followed briskly by an red-faced, bloody nosed, very angry Univ of Colorado defensive coordinator Jim Leavitt. He pauses, breathing heavily, stares into the eye of the men sitting in front of him and exclaims in a low, gruff voice, "You were supposed to keep this from happening". He turns and nods to one of his henchmen and then quickly walks out of the office. As we follow Leavitt, the door closes off an unfolding scene of panic as with weapons drawn Leavitt's henchmen are advancing on the Holtz's

 

 

This is better than Rudy!

Edited May 12, 2015 by George_Bullnard_Shaw

[BDYZR]

Well, it's a whole new year for us.

Just moved to the condo in Carrollwood, so away game watch parties will be at Selmon's there - Win

Moved seats to the other side of the stadium. 16 of us all together (win) and get to meet new fans - Win.

FAMU tailgate with friends, family and alumni from both schools - Win

FAMU - Win

Road trip to Maryland - Win

Spending a week driving from Maryland to Savannah, Ga. after the game. Without driving on the Interstate - Win

 

I'm only into the third week and I've already got six!

 

GO BULLS!

[raptorcj]

Well, it's a whole new year for us.

Just moved to the condo in Carrollwood, so away game watch parties will be at Selmon's there - Win

Moved seats to the other side of the stadium. 16 of us all together (win) and get to meet new fans - Win.

FAMU tailgate with friends, family and alumni from both schools - Win

FAMU - Win

Road trip to Maryland - Win

Spending a week driving from Maryland to Savannah, Ga. after the game. Without driving on the Interstate - Win

 

I'm only into the third week and I've already got six!

 

GO BULLS!

The best perspective yet. Beyond FAMU (and even there I cringe a la McNeese), I don't know how any of us can legitimately call wins on any of the teams we face. Even SMU was just a few seconds from being a loss last year, so...I'm not calling outcomes til I see this team play 2-3 games.

[DELdaBull]

This thread is full of win

[CousinRicky]

JimUSFSIG you are the man. The antidote to the insanity, the anti-smazza if you will. Thank you. But I'll have to respectfully disagree with you.

 

What really will happen is:

Taggert and the Bulls will continue the Flowers/Bench/uptempo offense red herring until FSU. At this point the Bulls will unleash the real offense behind Brett Kean, who along with the USF masterminds were secretly working to create an explosive pro-style offense that features a crushing running game supplemented by high efficient, highly accurate down field pass game to receivers that are more contortionist than man and have the capacity to catch anything within a 3 foot vicinity.

USF blows out every opponent by 17 or more to go 12-0, in fact the closest game will be a victory over UCF 31-14 only because Taggert decides to let Flowers actually QB a drive due to his brilliant roleplaying in the above mentioned theatrics and he proceeds to throw pick 6 .

The Bulls will then go on to manhandle two SEC opponents on their way to becoming national champions.

 

The P5/ESPN cartel will then become so distressed due to a non-p5 national champ that they try to undermine USF football team by hiring away Taggert/Harlen. Unfortunately for them it all unravels when it is discovered the Doug Woolard, who is secretly working for ESPN and in a highly sexual relationship with Judy Genshaft, tries to slip a mickey into her drink and make her sign a document terminating Taggert/Harlen. Fortunately for USF, Judy Genshaft lack of brain mass, keeps the drugs from taking affect and Judy calls in her personal reader to read the document out loud. Once Judy realizes what has happened she calls an emergency meeting with the board of reagents who immediately threaten litigation with ESPN but eventually settle out of court allowing the AAC to become part of a new cartel that will be forever know as the P6.

As the screen fades to black. one more scene appears, this time in a room with two men watching the ESPN announcement of the inclusion of the AAC into the playoff cartel. The camera pans to around and we see the the two men are Louisiana Tech Bulldogs head coach Skp Holtz and his father Lou . Suddenly the door to the office bursts open and several gun toting body guards file into the room followed briskly by an red-faced, bloody nosed, very angry Univ of Colorado defensive coordinator Jim Leavitt. He pauses, breathing heavily, stares into the eye of the men sitting in front of him and exclaims in a low, gruff voice, "You were supposed to keep this from happening". He turns and nods to one of his henchmen and then quickly walks out of the office. As we follow Leavitt, the door closes off an unfolding scene of panic as with weapons drawn Leavitt's henchmen are advancing on the Holtz's

 

That is a HOF post.  Thanks for the entertainment.

[George_Bullnard_Shaw]

If we can blow out FAMU I'll hold out hope we can find 6 wins if everything goes our way. If we struggle against FAMU it'll be Jim Jone's Kool Aid time.

[Bulls 1]

So if we only win 5 will Taggert get canned?  Harlen won't be happy without a bowl game.

[Carolina_Bull]

Three wins max.  Everyone is getting fired.  Players check out mentally by end of October.

 

We have no QB, a soft defense that surrendered 27 pts a game last year and a shaky coaching staff that knows to a man that the AD is not "their guy".

 

Think about this. . . . . . . the green and gold gang on this site used to predict 10, 11 and even 12 win seasons for our middling 7/8 win teams of the past.  These same guys now predict 5,6 or 7 wins.  That in and of itself is a decent predictor that the team will be hot trash.

 

Seriously, this season is a looming disaster.  We stink.

 

 

Last time we saw our guys play, they got skunked at home by our "rivals".

[Bulls On Parade]

So if we only win 5 will Taggert get canned? Harlen won't be happy without a bowl game.

6 wins and a bowl game or bust...5 and he is fired.

I have no idea what to expect I think the defense should be good just worried about the offense. Flowers scares me at qb.

[Bulls2k]

 

So if we only win 5 will Taggert get canned? Harlen won't be happy without a bowl game.

6 wins and a bowl game or bust...5 and he is fired.

I have no idea what to expect I think the defense should be good just worried about the offense. Flowers scares me at qb.

 

Flowers throwing the ball reminds me when Walter Payton used to through the ball on trick plays....same deep floaters/air under the ball. Payton was successful due to the surprise element.   Flowers.....we shall see.  Hope I'm wrong.