Can anyone find 6 wins?

[footnfan1]

FAMU - WIN
FSU - LOSS
UMD - LOSS
Memphis - WIN
Syracuse - WIN
UCONN = WIN
SMU - LOSS
Navy - WIN
ECU -  LOSS
Temple -  WIN
Cincy - LOSS
UCF - LOSS

 

 

7 wins. Write it down....I imagine UCF will be in the same boat.

[raptorcj]

FAMU - WIN

FSU - LOSS

UMD - LOSS

Memphis - WIN

Syracuse - WIN

UCONN = WIN

SMU - LOSS

Navy - WIN

ECU -  LOSS

Temple -  WIN

Cincy - LOSS

UCF - LOSS

 

 

7 wins. Write it down....I imagine UCF will be in the same boat.

You had me smiling until the loss to SMU & win at Navy. Thanks for the good will, though...

[footnfan1]

I have no idea about Navy, and SMU....who the heck knows. They were  inept at UCF last year IIRC. Can that go on forever?

[Paisa el Toro]

 

JimUSFSIG you are the man. The antidote to the insanity, the anti-smazza if you will. Thank you. But I'll have to respectfully disagree with you.

 

What really will happen is:

Taggert and the Bulls will continue the Flowers/Bench/uptempo offense red herring until FSU. At this point the Bulls will unleash the real offense behind Brett Kean, who along with the USF masterminds were secretly working to create an explosive pro-style offense that features a crushing running game supplemented by high efficient, highly accurate down field pass game to receivers that are more contortionist than man and have the capacity to catch anything within a 3 foot vicinity.

USF blows out every opponent by 17 or more to go 12-0, in fact the closest game will be a victory over UCF 31-14 only because Taggert decides to let Flowers actually QB a drive due to his brilliant roleplaying in the above mentioned theatrics and he proceeds to throw pick 6 .

The Bulls will then go on to manhandle two SEC opponents on their way to becoming national champions.

 

The P5/ESPN cartel will then become so distressed due to a non-p5 national champ that they try to undermine USF football team by hiring away Taggert/Harlen. Unfortunately for them it all unravels when it is discovered the Doug Woolard, who is secretly working for ESPN and in a highly sexual relationship with Judy Genshaft, tries to slip a mickey into her drink and make her sign a document terminating Taggert/Harlen. Fortunately for USF, Judy Genshaft lack of brain mass, keeps the drugs from taking affect and Judy calls in her personal reader to read the document out loud. Once Judy realizes what has happened she calls an emergency meeting with the board of reagents who immediately threaten litigation with ESPN but eventually settle out of court allowing the AAC to become part of a new cartel that will be forever know as the P6.

As the screen fades to black. one more scene appears, this time in a room with two men watching the ESPN announcement of the inclusion of the AAC into the playoff cartel. The camera pans to around and we see the the two men are Louisiana Tech Bulldogs head coach Skp Holtz and his father Lou . Suddenly the door to the office bursts open and several gun toting body guards file into the room followed briskly by an red-faced, bloody nosed, very angry Univ of Colorado defensive coordinator Jim Leavitt. He pauses, breathing heavily, stares into the eye of the men sitting in front of him and exclaims in a low, gruff voice, "You were supposed to keep this from happening". He turns and nods to one of his henchmen and then quickly walks out of the office. As we follow Leavitt, the door closes off an unfolding scene of panic as with weapons drawn Leavitt's henchmen are advancing on the Holtz's

 

That is a HOF post.  Thanks for the entertainment.

 

If only he would have spelled the name of our coach correctly--Taggart.

[raptorcj]

 

 

JimUSFSIG you are the man. The antidote to the insanity, the anti-smazza if you will. Thank you. But I'll have to respectfully disagree with you.

 

What really will happen is:

Taggert and the Bulls will continue the Flowers/Bench/uptempo offense red herring until FSU. At this point the Bulls will unleash the real offense behind Brett Kean, who along with the USF masterminds were secretly working to create an explosive pro-style offense that features a crushing running game supplemented by high efficient, highly accurate down field pass game to receivers that are more contortionist than man and have the capacity to catch anything within a 3 foot vicinity.

USF blows out every opponent by 17 or more to go 12-0, in fact the closest game will be a victory over UCF 31-14 only because Taggert decides to let Flowers actually QB a drive due to his brilliant roleplaying in the above mentioned theatrics and he proceeds to throw pick 6 .

The Bulls will then go on to manhandle two SEC opponents on their way to becoming national champions.

 

The P5/ESPN cartel will then become so distressed due to a non-p5 national champ that they try to undermine USF football team by hiring away Taggert/Harlen. Unfortunately for them it all unravels when it is discovered the Doug Woolard, who is secretly working for ESPN and in a highly sexual relationship with Judy Genshaft, tries to slip a mickey into her drink and make her sign a document terminating Taggert/Harlen. Fortunately for USF, Judy Genshaft lack of brain mass, keeps the drugs from taking affect and Judy calls in her personal reader to read the document out loud. Once Judy realizes what has happened she calls an emergency meeting with the board of reagents who immediately threaten litigation with ESPN but eventually settle out of court allowing the AAC to become part of a new cartel that will be forever know as the P6.

As the screen fades to black. one more scene appears, this time in a room with two men watching the ESPN announcement of the inclusion of the AAC into the playoff cartel. The camera pans to around and we see the the two men are Louisiana Tech Bulldogs head coach Skp Holtz and his father Lou . Suddenly the door to the office bursts open and several gun toting body guards file into the room followed briskly by an red-faced, bloody nosed, very angry Univ of Colorado defensive coordinator Jim Leavitt. He pauses, breathing heavily, stares into the eye of the men sitting in front of him and exclaims in a low, gruff voice, "You were supposed to keep this from happening". He turns and nods to one of his henchmen and then quickly walks out of the office. As we follow Leavitt, the door closes off an unfolding scene of panic as with weapons drawn Leavitt's henchmen are advancing on the Holtz's

 

That is a HOF post.  Thanks for the entertainment.

If only he would have spelled the name of our coach correctly--Taggart.

A for consistency, though...Taggert/Harlen

[smazza]

the insanity is we went from a bcs conference

 

to the aac

[Danm1983]

ECU = rum, changing to a win, as well as SMU's Dallas BBQ/brisket. 12-0 baby!

 

 

Also, Skyline Chili is hot garbage and an insult to both chili and spaghetti. It ranks up there with cooking red sauce in a trash can for 45 minutes, also known as Chicago deep dish pizza.

[raptorcj]

ECU = rum, changing to a win, as well as SMU's Dallas BBQ/brisket. 12-0 baby!

 

 

Also, Skyline Chili is hot garbage and an insult to both chili and spaghetti. It ranks up there with cooking red sauce in a trash can for 45 minutes, also known as Chicago deep dish pizza.

Ouch, some people live for that stuff! I'm with you on that deep dish stuff, though. Too much dough, ugh.

[BullFan98]

I can't gather a guess until I know who our quarterback will be and how we play on 9/5.  So much up in the air, unfortunately like most past seasons.

[Triple B]

 

Also, Skyline Chili is hot garbage and an insult to both chili and spaghetti.

 

 

Thing is, it's really neither chili nor spaghetti in the classic form of both and should be treated as a totally separate animal ...