USF AD possible candidate for U.Of Miami ad

[zarnozdabull]

Step 1. Hire a losing football coach

Step 2. Make empty promises

Step 3. Start the overall "War on I-4" trophy which you fail to win even once against UCF

Step 4. Get hired by a P5 program in a private institution with tradition and funds like crazy.

 

Michael Kelly please write a book about failing upwards.

[Rocky Style]

13 minutes ago, zarnozdabull said:

Step 3. Start the overall "War on I-4" trophy which you fail to win even once against UCF

I am still not sure why our previous wins were not grandfathered in, but I do remember the team carrying the trophy around the stadium at least one time after the trophy was created.

[SilverBull]

18 minutes ago, zarnozdabull said:

Michael Kelly please write a book about failing upwards.

It is really SOP in the profession (e.g., see his predecessor).

[MaltLiquorBull]

8 minutes ago, Rocky Style said:

I am still not sure why our previous wins were not grandfathered in, but I do remember the team carrying the trophy around the stadium at least one time after the trophy was created.

I think at first it was "just football," and we won it once or twice.  There is a "war on I-4" that covers all interscholastic sports, and I think that's the thing we have NEVER won since it started.

[Rocky Style]

9 minutes ago, MaltLiquorBull said:

I think at first it was "just football," and we won it once or twice.  There is a "war on I-4" that covers all interscholastic sports, and I think that's the thing we have NEVER won since it started.

Oh my bad - I don't acknowledge other sports lol

[John Lewis]

1 hour ago, Rocky Style said:

I am still not sure why our previous wins were not grandfathered in, but I do remember the team carrying the trophy around the stadium at least one time after the trophy was created.

He didn't even start this.

This started when Harlan was here.

[Roaming Bull]

Way to fail forward. If he goes we will always cherish all the good times

[puc86]

5 hours ago, bulloni said:

 

I’d hire the FAU AD. He elevated his program, MK is a nice guy but rather worthless by any measure of doing anything of value at his actual institution . His greatest accomplishment is actually elevating the FAU program as well, which is remarkably sad. I just hope he doesn’t pull a White and take coach equally as worthless with him, imagine where we would be having to get paid for complete and utter failures that have done nothing but drag us down and further take us to embarrassing depths leave so that we can have money to pay people at the very least less to maybe not rest on the laurels that they were once on AAC payrolls. The horror, oh please not the briar patch please anything but that. Imagine losing and failing but not getting to hear about how one time years ago they were a small insignificant not replaced part of a team that once won or they helped organize the parties for teams that won when they faced off against the each other. Let me know how I can help them pack or no I can send glowing references to, they suck it will be nice when they are gone and everyone can stop pretending.

[puc86]

3 hours ago, El_Toro_86 said:

If Miami hires Kelly and he brings Scott with him, the UM faithful will be looking to fit both of them with a Colombian necktie.  Let’s just say the CJS progrum is not a good cultural fit down in Miami-Dade.

This will single-handedly cause me to find faith 

[usf97]

I think Michael Kelly should go to Miami and hire Kerwin Bell. 

Western Carolina football is surging in Kerwin Bell's first season at the helm

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After an 0-6 start at Western Carolina, Kerwin Bell has the Catamounts on a three-game winning streak. The future is looking pretty good, too.

 

Edited November 17, 2021 by usf97