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D'Ernest Johnson offseason thread


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36 minutes ago, TheUpperHand said:

The off-season is the time when football recovers from D'Ernest Johnson.

My favorite so far!

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He's headed to Oregon to show WT how to install his new Cold Dreary North Latitude Offense.

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The scene below, where Ace Ventura gets it on with Courtney Cox 4 times, was inspired by DJ's sexual prowess.

 

Image result for ace ventura melissa gif

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3 hours ago, bulls phanatic said:

Maybe we should just retire his number now even though his playing days are not over

If he ever dies the world plans to retire the letters that make up his name.

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When DJ's clothes get dirty he doesn't use a washer machine, he cleans them on his washboard abs.

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26 minutes ago, NYCBull12 said:

When DJ's clothes get dirty he doesn't use a washer machine, he cleans them on his washboard abs.

DJ could be hit 100+ times and not even the dirt sticks to him

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I love these threads!

 

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Chuck Norris tells DJ Earnest jokes!!!

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