DJ thread for UCF

[bullsbucsfan426]

DJ observes the UCF defense and informs them "fear not, this is the last time you shall be savaged by my brilliance-next year it's Cronkrite's turn". 

[Apis Bull]

On DJs first run, the rust gets blown off the stadium and it collapses.  

[Gatorbull325]

DJ will not stiff-arm UCF defenders, he  shall stiff-finger them out of his way........yea this joke didnt quite work, but it's all i have lol 

[bowman1]

DJ is planning on stuffing his thanksgiving turkeys at 3:30 PM on Nov 24

[raptorcj]

At least DJ will be less tired this week, since he only has to jog to Orlando for this game. Should be good for the jog back with the trophy.

[Apis Bull]

12 minutes ago, raptorcj said:

At least DJ will be less tired this week, since he only has to jog to Orlando for this game. Should be good for the jog back with the trophy.

Apparently you didn't see it from an earlier DJ thread.  DJ doesn't jog, he moves his feet and brings his destination to him.

[USFBulls727]

DJ will present the Mayor of Orlando with the key to his own city.

[Roaming Bull]

To make sure their stadium doesn’t collapse DJ has pledged not to allow himself to be tackled while on the field.

[Cornada]

UCF will be known as the black and blue knights after DJ pounds them into the dirt 

[Danm1983]

DJ will finally get slightly winded in the 4th quarter, but he will be assisted as Tyre McCants plows his way through the secondary like someone forcing the same magnetic poles to touch on a magnet.