Publix + CFB = Crab Legs

[GaUSFBull]

Leon County Sheriff's said they have probable "claws" to proceed with a case against Winston.

 

Now THAT's funny right there ...

[Brad]

There are some good ones on the General Sports board, proof of NCAA starving athletes.

[JupiterBull]

Heard a FSU booster on the radio today saying he heard a Publix employee was fired for putting 1 cluster of legs in a bag, weighing it, then price tagging it.  Then...adding a few more clusters & leaving the old price tag on, so he only had to pay for 1, but got several.  Doesn't make it not stealing, but thought that was an interesting angle (since Winston's excuse apparently was that he just forgot to pay for some things...whatever that means).

 

I did hear that his parents are steamed, and you butter believe they'll crack down on him.

[JupiterBull]

_{Winners in all of this?}

 

_{Publix gets nationwide free press (complete with memes)}

 

_{Gator fans will REALLY love the next UF-FSU game, and win or lose, will torment Winston at the game.}

[raptorcj]

Every opponent will torment Winston, and if there's a ESPN Game Day for an FSU game, ahhhh man the epic signs are coming...

[raptorcj]

Here we go...

Edited May 1, 2014 by raptorcj

[Hem]

Stealing?? Man, he must be a really shellfish person.

 

 

Edited May 1, 2014 by Hem

[Reliable Source]

Winston just got signed to endorsement deal with Red Lobster

 

[Gismo]

This guy is an idiot. Can we get some photoshops of him shrimp fishing with forrest gump? He is like bubba from the movie. His comments after winning the national championship I think maybe he and bubba are twins.

Edited May 2, 2014 by Gismo

[Gismo]

See this picture lol.

These crab legs are being sold with his name on them!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bmjwd7OIUAAnFCv.jpg

Edited May 2, 2014 by Gismo