DJ Thread for SMU

[GaUSFBull]

The shortest distance between two points is whatever route DJ takes. 

The Most Interesting Man in the World is a fan of DJ.

Bigfoot claims he saw DJ.  

[feardabull]

More legendary than the obama/biden memes

[GaUSFBull]

#swissarmyknife

[Bull Dozer]

D'Ernest Johnson can squeeze carbon out of a diamond 

[Apis Bull]

DJ once got dressed to play football, everyone wanted to be like him...that's how uniforms got started.

[Azmodi]

D'Ernest Johnson at birth slipped past the attending physician and rushed to the nurse for a score.

(Replay to be posted later)

[USFBulls727]

D'Ernest Johnson once returned a punt for a touchdown, moonwalking the entire way

[bowman1]

D'Ernest Johnson does not celebrate his touchdowns . . . The other team does it for him because they are so honored

[NYCBull12]

Refs are lectured pre-game to not throw flags for too many men on the field when DJ enters the game. They've done a pretty solid job up to this point.

DJ is the only player in NCAA history to score a touchdown on his bye week. 

The company "Johnson & Johnson" was founded by DJ after he pitched the idea to himself and liked it.

DJ will become the acting defensive coordinator in 2017 after he interviewed Willie Taggart and felt it would be a good fit.

[NYCBull12]

DJ won't be allowed to wear no. 2 going forward as the school has preemptively decided to retire the jersey number in his honor.