Why Soccer Sucks

[The Sheriff]

The thread title alone should be nominated for the HOF. I ran out of positive votes for all the funnies Blingstein and others left on here... Couldn't even give BTownBull his due. My oldest brother is a college soccer coach (and was a women's coach for a high school team in Virginia that were National Champions a few years back). He got more glory when he was injured than he did playing back in his high school and college days. Blows my mind to this day. I think Bobby from King of the Hill said it best...

[No_Willie_Jokes_Yet]

Tyrone Prothro

Just another leg, I can find hundreds of those in soccer. Give me face and nose breaking. I want goalkeepers going into poles and collisions with no pads.

I have seen fractured eye sockets. I had a collision with a guy and broke his jaw with my forehead, hey he did not score.

The reason you can find hundreds of those in soccer has nothing to do with the toughness of the sport and more to do with the scrawny little legs used to play the game.

[charsibb]

We should add one from the USF - New Mexico playoff game. One of the NM players went down, and a USF guy hilariously flopped in return. Must have gotten hit in the head by an invisible pigeon or something, LOL.

[Markeymark]

[Rizman]

Because it was not invented in the United States and the rest of the world likes it so we can't understand it.

[cmhatter]

[charsibb]

Very funny stuff!

Never heard of these guys before, but I like their creativity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stjarnan

[smazza]

my girlfriend is brazilian and she has me going to world cup in 2014

soccer sucks but i willnever tell her that

i just tell her it is a bit boring

Edited January 31, 2012 by smazza

[GaUSFBull]

Time to break this one back out.    Page 1 is comic gold. 

[Bear]

Soccer used to suck.

 

Now it is fun. 

 

They finally added goal line technology. All we need are official reviews, and it will be America's number one sport!