Brian Gregory after UCF game

[Basketball Jones]

Love this Coach. He gets it. Thanks the fans before talking about the game. 

Video 

Also Justin Brown spoke to the press

Justin Brown Video

Edited February 28, 2019 by Basketball Jones

[bcgruber]

Thanks for your early contributions to this site already!!

[Grateful Dad]

Basketball Jones!  Basketball Jones! I got a basketball Jones, oh baby, oooh!

Cheech and Chong classic.

Basketball Jones

Welcome to the board

[CousinRicky]

38 minutes ago, Grateful Dad said:

Basketball Jones!  Basketball Jones! I got a basketball Jones, oh baby, oooh!

Cheech and Chong classic.

Basketball Jones

Welcome to the board

I got more moves than a bottle of Ex Lax.

[SpikeBull]

Hey you kids make sure you hear that Cheech & Chong bit.

Now get off my lawn and go listen to it

Edited March 1, 2019 by SpikeBull
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[Grateful Dad]

Dave?  Dave?  ...Dave's not here!

No, man.  THIS is Dave!  Open up, the cops are coming.

[CousinRicky]

18 minutes ago, Grateful Dad said:

Dave?  Dave?  ...Dave's not here!

No, man.  THIS is Dave!  Open up, the cops are coming.

Years ago I had to buy a double CD set of C & C's Greatest Hits just to get the Santa Claus and His Old Lady bit.  It wasn't available on anything else I could find at the time.  But BB Jones, Dave's not here were on there. 

[Mission9]

Not sure why, I used to always laugh at the "Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'" .  Of course the "I even put that basketball underneath my pillow, Maybe that's why I can't sleep and night" is still funny. 

[MaltLiquorBull]

That basketball...was like a basketball to me.

[CousinRicky]

Okay, here are the lyrics instead of doing in line by line, post by post:

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo

Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me

At the free-throw line of life, someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo

Oh, that sounds so sweet, sing it out
C'mon coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me
That be bad, honky, yeah
I want everybody in the whole stadium
To stand up and sing with us

Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud
All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast
Sing along with us, Bill Russell, sing along with us
Chick Hearn, sing along with us
Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'

Oh, it feels so good, gimme the ball
I'll go one on one against the world, left-handed
I could stuff it from center court with my toes
I could jump on top of the backboard
Take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change
I could, I could dribble behind my back
I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad

I could dribble with my tongue
Here I go down court, try to stop me
You can't stop me 'cause I got a Basketball Jones
Here I come that's my hook shot with my eyebrow
Yeah, I could dunk it with my nose
I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball
I'm hot, I'm hot as, I'm hot as, I'm hot as, uh uh, uh, uh, uh

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones
Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones