This coaching search is becoming a distraction and jeopardizing the future of USF football. Therefore, I've talked things over with my family and for the sake of USF, I have elected to accept the head coaching position at the University of Oregon. I'm sure my lack of experience will be a concern for UO fans, so I've elected to actually earn my pay rather than expect it like most coaches. I will accept a base salary of only $500,000. This will make me, by far, the lowest paid coach in the PAC 12. My contract will stipulate that I will receive an additional $250,000 per win. Therefore, I will only get paid amongst the upper echelon of college coaches when I deliver Oregon their national title.
I understand the athletic department at Oregon would like to retain the services of Willie Taggart, alas, for the sake of my alma mater, I must decline. However, as a token of good faith, I will bring with me a Taggart disciple that will be my heir apparent should I not deliver upon the lofty expectations of Ducks fans. Therefore, I am naming Raymond Woodie as my defensive coordinator at the University of Oregon. Although I understand it will be a challenge for USF to replace a bright, young, defensive mind, it is a sacrifice we must all make.
I will gather a press conference as soon as I get a return call from Phil Knight accepting my offer.