FSU Fan Here (Now After 4 Games)

[usfbullcpa]

We have been preparing for Saturday all season. Sure we are 2-2, the two wins were just straight up bigger school wins. Then we got to two teams with equal power. We could have beat them, sure. We had the tools, but then FSU would see our arsenal.

Skip has decided to keep our secret weapons under wraps. He sees the big picture, well past the amateurs in the stands. Yes, he lost to Rutgers, and that brings the heat. Yes, he lost to Ball State, but that is non-conference, and is just a thorn under the saddle of the team. He has successfully riled us up, made us look weak and created no bulletin board smack talk to piss off FSU.

Now, we are poised. We are the Bull ready to rush the cowboy we just threw in 6 seconds. Here is the plan. We attack, crushing FSU (again). We get the talk of the country. How did the mighty FSU fall. We move on, into the meat of the Big East. Of course now the monster is unleashed, there is no secret, but no hiding. Yes, we have a conference loss, but that will not matter. we will be the Beast of the East. Daniels the duel threat, 300 in the air, 100 on the ground, because he WANTS to, not because he has to.

Lamar shows ungodly speed, Sports Illustrated throws the yahoo from Oregon off the cover to replace it with a real man in Real Green, and pissy Gold... but it is OUR Gold, the Gold that runs through our veins. The Green that makes others well Green with envy.

And all this starts Saturday when the lowly Semi-holes run into the Ray Jay to boos, to listen to the crowd "win, win win, no matter what", and this time, Ludacris will tell us exactly what strippers butts do, unedited.. like our game.

[Skingraft]

Expect a less physical game out of us then the leingerie league...

[Bull Martin]

Our entire season gameplan has been strategically set in place to meticulously trap Florida State. USF DC Chris Cosh has purposely allowed 465 yds/game against Nevada, Ball State, and Rutgers in an effort to instill a false confidence in FSU. Be afraid of what he's got in store for you. Apart from the miracle comeback the offense pulled off against Nevada, Cosh's Master Plan has gone flawlessly.

[Ghost]

in b4 this is all part of Skip's master plan to ruin FSU's season and get himself another contract extension through 2028

edit: lol wizard ^^^

Edited September 24, 2012 by Ghost

[hm101]

biggest concern: your d-line vs our o-line

[Supersurch]

We have the secret pillow defense working for us right now. Make sure your players moisturize before the game.

OMG too funny. Almost spit out my drink

Every once in awhile, someone has a really good one. This one made me fart because I was laughing so hard.

[Gismo]

USF lost to ball state and rutgers were because we overlooked those games in preperation for this one.

However, pass the ball 8-14 yards over the middle and you will never have to punt.

[Grothe4Heisman]

Be ready to face the softest defense that USF has had since... oh well, its inaugural 97 season. Should be a good party though.

[BULLZ]

Nolesheatbraves.....on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do u think the team or fans or w.e are overlooking usf

[NolesHeatBraves]

As far as injuries go. DE Bjoern Werner hurt his hand during the Clemson game, but he came back and played (I heard it was a dislocated finger). Other than that it looks like we came out of the Clemson game unscathed. Many of you already know our other All American DE Brandon Jenkins is out for the year after injuring his foot in the 1st game of the year. Tank Carradine has stepped in for Jenkins and already has 5.5 sacks this season. As far as overlooking. I don't think any of the players are. The fans are ABSOLUTELY not. We still remember the ass beating USF's defense put on FSU in 2009 at Doak. We really want to win and win big in order to soften that blow. The players seem pumped (James Wilder Jr's Homecoming) and the fact that there will be 25K FSU fans in the Stadium (maybe more) will make the game seem more like a Bowl game or even a home game, thus should pump the players up no matter what. So for scale I would say 3 maybe of overlooking.