Mind numbing UCF/USF drivel, et al

[crambone]

el oh el

[Paisa el Toro]

Randy's previous finds haven't been that great, is this one actually decent? 

Except for a few typos, it's cute enough to let see the light of day for a little while longer ...

Actually, I have to agree. This is the best one, compared to the other turds offered up.

[bulldozier1]

Best line was when they were talking about going to the bowl game vs. Georgia:

"I would rather wipe my ***hole with sandpaper and smear dog **** on my face"

They have a class for that at ucf. LOL!!!!

[Rizman]

UCF has two problems that this article points out.

1) NCAA investigation on recruiting violations

2) Win against BC, BYU and in my opinion FIU.

http://www.theledger.com/article/20110902/NEWS/110909910/1002/sitemaps?tc=ar

First, the NCAA is investigating UCF for possible recruiting violations which involve improper contact with potential signees, and that investigation is expected to be completed by the end of September. If the Knights come up dirty on this one, they face some kind of sanctions because they just got off NCAA probation in 2010 for other minor recruiting violations.

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To get a chance to join the big boys, UCF must first prove it can play with the big boys. It has already proven it is a solid second tier team, and the win over Georgia is something it can build on, but losses to Boston College and BYU would cancel out the win over Georgia and make it much less attractive to a BCS conference.

[Danm1983]

FWIW, FIU steamrolled North Texas last night (a conference game) like 49-21 or something ridiculous. They were tough last year, and took Rutgers, UNC, and Texas A&M to the wire, and they returned Carroll and a lot of other starters and should be even better.

UCF plays FIU on the 17th, after BC, and 6 days before BYU (in which they'll have to fly out either Wed or Thurs early)...upset alert for a classic trap game.

[ZeroBullChip]

FIU = UCF = FAU.  Just don't tell them that.

[___ Eats It]

You're going to need it. :ROFLMAO  ~U~ ~U~ ~U~ :ROFLMAO

Thanks Chad.  We had enough luck and enough big plays to win against one of the storied programs of college football.  That's why our highlights were all over SportsCenter last night after the LSU/ORE highlights and your highlights were... well, there were none, but I saw your score relegated to the bottom ticker on the screen between the Mount Union and Ave Maria score updates.

When you reach for the sky (ND), you sometimes touch the stars.  When you reach for the ground (Chas. So.), all you get is dirty.  Grab some soap for your dirty mitts, turn on ESPN, watch some USF highlights, and see how a real team looks.  You'll see why USF is on the nation's tongue today while your fans will have to install obscure browser plug-ins to watch 320x200 highlight clips of you playing a glorified HS team that USF stopped playing 2 years ago.

[Danm1983]

usf = played the big boys, on national tv. beat the big boys, took our payday as well, and the exposure/recognition, and possibly garnered ourselves a ranking.

ucf = handed out a big check to beat up on a glorified community college on a tv station that only central floridians who subscribe to that cable network can even get, and didn't learn much about their team other than that they can defeat severely inferior opponents.

ucf didn't look bad i'm watching the replay. but csu makes anybody look good. good luck against the next 3. godfrey will have to throw it, because boston college will not let you run it up their guts, though northwestern showed that a dual threat qb can gash them some (NWs backup at that). FIU looks awfully strong, and you better keep an eye on the louisville game next week. if FIU beats UL, you're going to have your hands full - they can put up points still. and BYU overcame first game jitters and miscues to beat an SEC team.

[ZeroBullChip]

That's it.  Nothing new.

[Bull Dozer]

That's it.  Nothing new.