Football Funnies...

[BDYZR]

A UCF coach on one of his players: 
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."

What does the average UCF player get on his SATs?
Drool.

How many UCF freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.

How did the UCF football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him. 

Two UCF football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, " Look, a dead bird." 
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?" 
 

 

[SilverBull]

18 hours ago, BDYZR said:

How did the UCF football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him. 

I "herd" it was a Bull!

[Mike Stuben]

The UCF football dorm burned down. No one was hurt, but 16 books were lost. 

The real sad part was that 12 of them weren't colored in yet.

[USFBulls12]

Shouldn't we be redirecting this humor toward one of our new rivals in the powerhouses of UAB or FAU?

UCF has moved on, I think it's time we do too.

[keith S]

How do you get a UCF cheerleader into church?

 

Easy. Just grease the door post, and throw a twinky inside.

[BDYZR]

1 hour ago, USFBulls12 said:

Shouldn't we be redirecting this humor toward one of our new rivals in the powerhouses of UAB or FAU?

UCF has moved on, I think it's time we do too.

You're welcome to change them to ant team you wish. But, here you go...

What do you say to a FAU football player dressed in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."

FAU coach Tom Herman is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week. The other half will have to dress themselves.

How can you tell if a UAB football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
Sorry, can't change this one:     How do you get a former UCF football player off your porch?    Pay him for the pizza.