In the next five years, we will have:
FOUR National Championships: Hide and Seek, Jenga (4-person team division), Chinese Checkers, Underwater Basket Weaving)
OCS for Quidditch ($75 Million, top of the line)
NEW Conference: We will join the Southern Conference after the Citadel and Wofford move to the SEC
EIGHTEEEN different starting QBs
MULTIPLE punts within the last 7 minutes when we are in the opponents half and down by multiple scores
Buckle up. It's going to be a wild ride.