BREAKING NEWS -- Tampa, FL - More changes at the Lee Roy Selmon center. Sanitation workers were seen wheeling a dartboard out of the athletics building. Early reports indicate that the decision to hire Woolard was made by throwing a dart at a list of potential candidates. "Please insert quarters to play," the dartboard was quoted as saying shortly before power was disconnected. It had been an employee at USF since 2001. Classified as an Assistant Associate Athletic Director, the Shelti Eye 2 system had a contract through 2017 to receive $170,000 per year and was involved in numerous important decisions in the athletic department. "We thank Shelti for his contributions to the USF community," said USF President Judy Genshaft "however, we've decided to go in another direction." A decision has not yet been made on Shelti's replacement but rumors of early frontrunners include the Magic 8 Ball as well as a Ouija board.