What do you call a ground up bull, served rare?

[Bull Martin]

What do you call a ground up bull, served rare? 

Just wondering the name of the sandwich I'll be chawing down on

Obviously you got your education in West Virginia because most people know what that kind of sandwich is called.....a hamburger stupid.

Is there any other amazing words of insight you would like us to instill upon you?

Only you could make a smack talking question make yourself look even more stupid than you really are.

Are you going to go to the Gamecocks website next and ask them "What do you call a chicken, plucked of its feathers, then cut into little pieces and then deep fried in batter? It sounds real good but I can't remember what they call that?"

Actually it's called steak tartare.

[smazza]

Just wondering the name of the sandwich I'll be chawing down on...  come this December when WVU knocks the **** out of USF on the path to claiming our National Title.

Heck, I'll even share one with you boys, since it will be kinda cold up here!

arent you tired of looking foolish and eating crow

[I_Bleed_Green&Gold]

Can someone cue up the "Soft White" USF light bulb?...PLEASE

[snarling Bull]

Patty White is soft  don't hurt him

[I_Bleed_Green&Gold]

Patty White is soft  don't hurt him

LOL

Someone has the "Soft White" pic.

I think its Jim but I could be wrong

[BULLO12]

It's called a ******** Sandwich.

Here's one prepared just for you WVa turd knockers:

Turd burger

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A properly prepared turd burger is truly a wonderful culinary experience.A properly prepared turd burger, also known as a **** sandwich in parts of rural Appalachia, more specifically the University of West Virginia, is truly a wonderful culinary experience. The sandwich consists of three main parts: bread, turd and vegetables. A turd burger is often prepared at the workplace by the most senior employee (or the Office Smartass) who then subsequently informs all other employees that everyone is going to have to take a bite.

Ingredients

Bread

A standard turd burger can be made with any bread. However, extensive research has found that hoagie rolls, french bread, or hotdog buns work the best. Food researchers are currently studying the taste and longevity of using tortillas or pitas as alternative bread choices.

Turds

As you may or may not know, turds - according to The Epicurean's Field Guide, the definitive text on the subject - are "known to have an unusually strong aroma, ...are highly prized for their unique texture and flavour". Therefore, it is advisable to purchase the finest and freshest turds from your local grocery or fine foods store. If top quality Grade-A turds are not available in your area, another great place to find turds is on CNN and on Wikipedia.

Vegetables

Standard vegetables for a turd burger include:

iceberg lettuce

tomato (Yes, I know it's technically a fruit.)

red onion

green pepper

olive

pickle

corn

carrot

cucumber

peanuts

one Grade-A turd

While it is customary to serve the sandwich with vegetables, it is acceptable (according to purists) to serve a turd burger without any vegetable accompaniments.

Turd Burger Assembly

Your Turd Burger (minus vegetables) should look similar to this.If you wish to make your own turd burger, please follow the instructions below.

1. Get your **** together.

    Gather the ingredients for the sandwich.

    Make sure to wash the dirty vegetables.

2. Properly cook the turds.

    In some places, they smoke the turds, while in others they deep fry them.

    However you prepare them, be sure not to let them marinate too long beforehand.

3. Slice the bread or bun.

4. Assemble the sandwich.

    Spread the buns (or bread) and gently stuff it with the vegetables and turds.

Serve immediately.

Nutritional Information

Serving Size: 1 Sandwich

Composition: 100% Turd (Not including toppings and bun)

Servings Per Container: 1

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Calories: 69

    Calories from turds: 294

    Calories from fat: 42

Total fat: 30g

    Sat. fat: 10g

    Trans fat: 0g

Total Carbohydrate: 45g

    Dietary Fiber: 12g

    Sugars: 3g

Protein: 20g

Iron 2mg

Sodium 40mg

Potassium: 60 mg

Allergy Information: May contain nuts and other chunks.

[Jihme]

Yeah sure, and White won't take a dive this time around, right?  

I cannot make any guarantees on that.  You would prolly be able to assist me with this matter however.  Is your defensive coordinator still running 30 minute "iron facemask into the unprotected parts of the leg" smash drills?  Last I heard they were putting 30-45 minutes a session into those lessons, but hey it paid off last year right?  Heck you didnt even need to use it to stop Dixon as he was already taken out a few weeks prior to your game.  Sure did a number on Pat though.

oh please... shut the **** up you *****...  here's what you do: quit your f-ing b*tching and go wipe out your ***.

hey-heyyyyyyyyy!  mountainqueers!

[usfbullcpa]

More importantly what do you call fresh ground up Mountqueer?

Rocky's Beeyatch...

[Paisa el Toro]

It doesn't take much to get this board going. Stop feeding the inbred troll.

[BULLO12]

It doesn't take much to get this board going. Stop feeding the inbred troll.

Awwww  Come on even inbred trolls gotta eat.