Bull Martin Posted June 9, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 8,044 Reputation: 228 Days Won: 9 Joined: 12/23/2005 Share Posted June 9, 2008 What do you call a ground up bull, served rare? Just wondering the name of the sandwich I'll be chawing down onObviously you got your education in West Virginia because most people know what that kind of sandwich is called.....a hamburger stupid.Is there any other amazing words of insight you would like us to instill upon you? Only you could make a smack talking question make yourself look even more stupid than you really are.Are you going to go to the Gamecocks website next and ask them "What do you call a chicken, plucked of its feathers, then cut into little pieces and then deep fried in batter? It sounds real good but I can't remember what they call that?"Actually it's called steak tartare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smazza Posted June 9, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 66,091 Reputation: 2,434 Days Won: 172 Joined: 01/01/2001 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Just wondering the name of the sandwich I'll be chawing down on... come this December when WVU knocks the **** out of USF on the path to claiming our National Title.Heck, I'll even share one with you boys, since it will be kinda cold up here!arent you tired of looking foolish and eating crow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Bleed_Green&Gold Posted June 9, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 526 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/11/2007 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Can someone cue up the "Soft White" USF light bulb?...PLEASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarling Bull Posted June 10, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,574 Reputation: 237 Days Won: 2 Joined: 07/19/2006 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Patty White is soft don't hurt him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Bleed_Green&Gold Posted June 10, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 526 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/11/2007 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Patty White is soft don't hurt himLOLSomeone has the "Soft White" pic.I think its Jim but I could be wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULLO12 Posted June 10, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted June 10, 2008 It's called a ******** Sandwich. Here's one prepared just for you WVa turd knockers: Turd burger From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. (Redirected from **** Sandwich) Jump to: navigation, search A properly prepared turd burger is truly a wonderful culinary experience.A properly prepared turd burger, also known as a **** sandwich in parts of rural Appalachia, more specifically the University of West Virginia, is truly a wonderful culinary experience. The sandwich consists of three main parts: bread, turd and vegetables. A turd burger is often prepared at the workplace by the most senior employee (or the Office Smartass) who then subsequently informs all other employees that everyone is going to have to take a bite. Ingredients Bread A standard turd burger can be made with any bread. However, extensive research has found that hoagie rolls, french bread, or hotdog buns work the best. Food researchers are currently studying the taste and longevity of using tortillas or pitas as alternative bread choices. Turds As you may or may not know, turds - according to The Epicurean's Field Guide, the definitive text on the subject - are "known to have an unusually strong aroma, ...are highly prized for their unique texture and flavour". Therefore, it is advisable to purchase the finest and freshest turds from your local grocery or fine foods store. If top quality Grade-A turds are not available in your area, another great place to find turds is on CNN and on Wikipedia. Vegetables Standard vegetables for a turd burger include: iceberg lettuce tomato (Yes, I know it's technically a fruit.) red onion green pepper olive pickle corn carrot cucumber peanuts one Grade-A turd While it is customary to serve the sandwich with vegetables, it is acceptable (according to purists) to serve a turd burger without any vegetable accompaniments. Turd Burger Assembly Your Turd Burger (minus vegetables) should look similar to this.If you wish to make your own turd burger, please follow the instructions below. 1. Get your **** together. Gather the ingredients for the sandwich. Make sure to wash the dirty vegetables. 2. Properly cook the turds. In some places, they smoke the turds, while in others they deep fry them. However you prepare them, be sure not to let them marinate too long beforehand. 3. Slice the bread or bun. 4. Assemble the sandwich. Spread the buns (or bread) and gently stuff it with the vegetables and turds. Serve immediately. Nutritional Information Serving Size: 1 Sandwich Composition: 100% Turd (Not including toppings and bun) Servings Per Container: 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Calories: 69 Calories from turds: 294 Calories from fat: 42 Total fat: 30g Sat. fat: 10g Trans fat: 0g Total Carbohydrate: 45g Dietary Fiber: 12g Sugars: 3g Protein: 20g Iron 2mg Sodium 40mg Potassium: 60 mg Allergy Information: May contain nuts and other chunks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jihme Posted June 10, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 4,642 Reputation: 9 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/09/2006 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Yeah sure, and White won't take a dive this time around, right? I cannot make any guarantees on that. You would prolly be able to assist me with this matter however. Is your defensive coordinator still running 30 minute "iron facemask into the unprotected parts of the leg" smash drills? Last I heard they were putting 30-45 minutes a session into those lessons, but hey it paid off last year right? Heck you didnt even need to use it to stop Dixon as he was already taken out a few weeks prior to your game. Sure did a number on Pat though.oh please... shut the **** up you *****... here's what you do: quit your f-ing b*tching and go wipe out your ***.hey-heyyyyyyyyy! mountainqueers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usfbullcpa Posted June 10, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 1,985 Reputation: 14 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/02/2007 Share Posted June 10, 2008 More importantly what do you call fresh ground up Mountqueer?Rocky's Beeyatch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisa el Toro Posted June 10, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 10,380 Reputation: 1,058 Days Won: 18 Joined: 08/11/2003 Share Posted June 10, 2008 It doesn't take much to get this board going. Stop feeding the inbred troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULLO12 Posted June 10, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted June 10, 2008 It doesn't take much to get this board going. Stop feeding the inbred troll. Awwww Come on even inbred trolls gotta eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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