My English Subsitute

[USFbulls0208]

So today in my english class we had a substitute (Might I add it was a woman...it's kind of important)

We're doing our work...and then she asks us "Who wants to hear a trivia question?"

So we all say we want to

She proceeds to ask "How many classes did Mike Ford attend this year?"

My ears perked up saying "Whattt!"

And she says "4"

And I proceeded to have a spirited debate with her about Ford and USF football in general. She probably knew to ask a USF question because of my USF shirt.

She was very knowledgeable (sp) despite her apperance (No offense to any women on here...I just didn't think an older aged substitute teacher at Riverview (Sarasota) High School would know much about USF)

The End.

[Guest]

Is she claiming that Ford skipped all but four of his classes??

[IncrediBULL]

Thiis topic is a waste of time to debate.  A high school substitute teacher is hardly the person to debate how many classes a college football player attended. 

My question to her would be "what makes you qualified to make that unsubstantiated claim".  Unless she is the soon-to-be-ex-spouse of a player, would not understand what would motivate a statement like that... 

Crazy....

[bcamp34]

what a whore.

end of story.

[JoeB]

I think he means that Ford stopped by his old HS 4 times.  Is that right?

[WoolyBully]

You can't rule out the possibility that she was an infiltrator - an agent of deception and misdirection - a graduate of UCF, sent here as part of their overall plan to subvert the minds of high school students in the greater Tampa metropolitan area into having doubts about Harvard on the Hillsborough.

[___ Eats It]

You know what background you need to be a substitute teacher?

A pulse.

[BullsWinBucsWin]

You know what background you need to be a substitute teacher?

A pulse.

I hear even that is negotiable.

[dantheusfman]

You know what background you need to be a substitute teacher?

A pulse.

It's true.

All you need is a high school degree and you get paid more for 30 credit hours of college.

[Matt]

can this thread get moved to the trough where it belongs?