NewEnglandBull Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 1,518 Content Count: 42,125 Reputation: 8,834 Days Won: 344 Joined: 11/29/2009 Share Posted January 16, 2020 15 minutes ago, puc86 said: Who will be my Mark Anthony? “ Friends, Bullspenners, countrymen, lend me your ears;I come to bury Puc, not to praise him.The evil that men do lives after them;The good is oft interred with their bones;So let it be with Puc. The noble Smazza Hath told you Puc was ambitious:If it were so, it was a grievous fault,And grievously hath Puc answer’d it.Here, under leave of Smazza and the rest–For Smazza is an honourable man;So are they all, all honourable men–Come I to speak in Puc’s funeral.He was my friend, faithful and just to me:But Smazza says he was ambitious;And Smazza is an honourable man.He hath brought many captives home to Tamplona. Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:Did this in Puc seem ambitious?When that the fans have cried, Puc hath wept:Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:Yet Smazza says he was ambitious;And Smazza is an honourable man.You all did see that on the Bullspen thrice presented him a kingly crown,Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?Yet Smazza says he was ambitious;And, sure, he is an honourable man.I speak not to disprove what Smazza spoke,But here I am to speak what I do know.You all did love him once, not without cause:What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;My heart is in the coffin there with Puc And I must pause till it come back to me.“ @NewEnglandBull is a cretin. Ain’t nothing wrong with being a cretin...it has certain posh that only the poor bastards who still support Slappy Jimbo could only wish for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jonesy Bull Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, puc86 said: Who will be my Mark Anthony? “ Friends, Bullspenners, countrymen, lend me your ears;I come to bury Puc, not to praise him.The evil that men do lives after them;The good is oft interred with their bones;So let it be with Puc. The noble Smazza Hath told you Puc was ambitious:If it were so, it was a grievous fault,And grievously hath Puc answer’d it.Here, under leave of Smazza and the rest–For Smazza is an honourable man;So are they all, all honourable men–Come I to speak in Puc’s funeral.He was my friend, faithful and just to me:But Smazza says he was ambitious;And Smazza is an honourable man.He hath brought many captives home to Tamplona. Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:Did this in Puc seem ambitious?When that the fans have cried, Puc hath wept:Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:Yet Smazza says he was ambitious;And Smazza is an honourable man.You all did see that on the Bullspen thrice presented him a kingly crown,Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?Yet Smazza says he was ambitious;And, sure, he is an honourable man.I speak not to disprove what Smazza spoke,But here I am to speak what I do know.You all did love him once, not without cause:What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;My heart is in the coffin there with Puc And I must pause till it come back to me.“ @NewEnglandBull is a cretin. This is all way so confusing to me. I need either a Puc Translator or a hallucinigin to understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puc86 Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 147 Content Count: 19,249 Reputation: 6,138 Days Won: 255 Joined: 10/13/2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, NewEnglandBull said: Ain’t nothing wrong with being a cretin...it has certain posh that only the poor bastards who still support Slappy Jimbo could only wish for... Show me on the doll where CJL hurt you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puc86 Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 147 Content Count: 19,249 Reputation: 6,138 Days Won: 255 Joined: 10/13/2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, Jonesy Bull said: This is all way so confusing to me. I need either a Puc Translator or a hallucinigin to understand it. Neb said people were out to get me I said why would I worry everyone loves me Neb and 3xb said that’s what Cesar said I asked who would be my Mark Anthony and loosely quoted his speech from William Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar, which I fully expect someone to deliver if someone on the board kills me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEnglandBull Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 1,518 Content Count: 42,125 Reputation: 8,834 Days Won: 344 Joined: 11/29/2009 Share Posted January 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, puc86 said: Show me on the doll where CJL hurt you Well Rocky’s fist are clinched just like Slappy Jimbo. I will leave now for my safe space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puc86 Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 147 Content Count: 19,249 Reputation: 6,138 Days Won: 255 Joined: 10/13/2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, NewEnglandBull said: Well Rocky’s fist are clinched just like Slappy Jimbo. I will leave now for my safe space. I would apologize for triggering you but I learned today that’s an upsetting word too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEnglandBull Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 1,518 Content Count: 42,125 Reputation: 8,834 Days Won: 344 Joined: 11/29/2009 Share Posted January 16, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, puc86 said: I would apologize for triggering you but I learned today that’s an upsetting word too. I am telling on you right now...WHO I am telling? I have no idea. Edited January 16, 2020 by NewEnglandBull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puc86 Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 147 Content Count: 19,249 Reputation: 6,138 Days Won: 255 Joined: 10/13/2002 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 Just now, NewEnglandBull said: I am telling on you right now...WHO I am telling? I have no idea. Brad would probably be a good place to start but he too is a Leviathan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEnglandBull Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 1,518 Content Count: 42,125 Reputation: 8,834 Days Won: 344 Joined: 11/29/2009 Share Posted January 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, puc86 said: Brad would probably be a good place to start but he too is a Leviathan I don’t need another one of those in my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mission9 Posted January 16, 2020 Group: Member Topic Count: 60 Content Count: 4,075 Reputation: 468 Days Won: 2 Joined: 12/09/2003 Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Jonesy Bull said: This is all way so confusing to me. I need either a Puc Translator or a hallucinigin to understand it. I guess you must have avoided reading Shakespeare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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