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Random girl shows up at my watch party with a baby last night - talk about crazy

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[glow=red,2,300]She stayed most of the game until we cut her off from the alcohol. She wasn't happy about that either. She said, "I only live one subdivision over now"[/glow]

SELL THE FREAKING HOUSE YOU ARE LIVING IN?  ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!  YOU LET THAT STRAY IN AND GAVE HER MILK?  DUDE, SHE WILL BE BACK, OVER, OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!   

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:  1)  TALK TO SOMEONE AND HAVE IT HANDLED (HELL THEY HAVE PEOPLE IN VEGAS TO TAKE CARE OF THIS KIND OF STUFF!)          2)  HAVE A POLICE OFFICER AT YOUR NEXT PARTY, OF COURSE HAVE HIM FULLY DRESSED IN UNIFORM, SOMETHING TELLS ME IF SHE SEES 5-0 SHE WILL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN!

                     

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Terry! How many times have I told you that you have to think she is a gayturd in disguise and kick it to the curb! I feel bad for the little kid though. I think I would have called 5-0. Good story though. Only at your parties!!! Hope to see you soon. Reaper

PS I am teaching with a former HOT pep band member that remembers you, Doc, and myself at B Ball games. Oh the memories

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Good Times!

maybe I should give tailgating with you and your friends serious thought...I can only imagine what kind of "drama" will find you so close to home

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Jerseybull... Drama and I are like best friends. Last UCF game I went to (2005), ended up getting suckered punch by some fruit loop with a group of 20 UCF guys. I tried killing all of them... a couple of them got a couple nice right hooks to the kisser and probably had some ugly Christmas pictures that year.

On my flight back that weekend, met my hot dentist on the airplane who hooked me up with an even hotter dental assistant after I came in for a visit (made good conversation on the plane with her and her hubby). Anyways, the sucker punch led to a black eye, which led to some sympathy, which led to me hooking up with her lil' hottie assistant (who ended up at the Meinke Car Care Bowl with me in NC). 

This week will be interesting...

Anyone remember our last trip to UCF? The big sombrero road trip where I got tossed from the baseball game twice for making fun of Dee Brown? Getting thrown out of a baseball game once takes talent. Getting thrown out of the same game twice... that is classic! We had a good story on here... but I think it got removed. Anyways... I was banned from their campus for two years per the cops that escorted me out... looking forward to this visit!

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Bulliever... Do I need to pimp slap you moving this thread? We had some good intelligent conversation on here!

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or better yet... don't offer her a drink. You said "he doesn't live here any more" so she should have left. But when you offered the drink, to be the polite, nice guy... you invited her to stay.

true story...this is game 101.  never have strays hanging around when the house cat is coming in, at all means. 

you must have a patient gf, mine is all ny and would have told the meth chick to hit the bricks in 2.5 seconds. 

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Bulliever... Do I need to pimp slap you moving this thread? We had some good intelligent conversation on here!

Yeah, pimp slap me.  Are you gong to ToonTown this weekend or watching the game at your house?  I might want to come by and see this little hottie. 

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Toon town homie... Gonna miss ya for the next two weeks. Staying for KU as well. Bullieve me... you don't want to see this girl.

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Toon town homie... Gonna miss ya for the next two weeks. Staying for KU as well. Bullieve me... you don't want to see this girl.

You're probably right.  I've heard stories of the Robbie Conquests, perhaps the aftermath would be too much to bear.

Let's get together for a game when you get back.

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I posted a warning about beer goggles earlier in the trough.  Take heed young freshmen.

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