T-Man Posted September 1, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 3,407 Reputation: 164 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/07/2002 Share Posted September 1, 2008 [glow=red,2,300]She stayed most of the game until we cut her off from the alcohol. She wasn't happy about that either. She said, "I only live one subdivision over now"[/glow]SELL THE FREAKING HOUSE YOU ARE LIVING IN? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND! YOU LET THAT STRAY IN AND GAVE HER MILK? DUDE, SHE WILL BE BACK, OVER, OVER, AND OVER AGAIN! YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS: 1) TALK TO SOMEONE AND HAVE IT HANDLED (HELL THEY HAVE PEOPLE IN VEGAS TO TAKE CARE OF THIS KIND OF STUFF!) 2) HAVE A POLICE OFFICER AT YOUR NEXT PARTY, OF COURSE HAVE HIM FULLY DRESSED IN UNIFORM, SOMETHING TELLS ME IF SHE SEES 5-0 SHE WILL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Reaper Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 2,052 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/06/2002 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Terry! How many times have I told you that you have to think she is a gayturd in disguise and kick it to the curb! I feel bad for the little kid though. I think I would have called 5-0. Good story though. Only at your parties!!! Hope to see you soon. ReaperPS I am teaching with a former HOT pep band member that remembers you, Doc, and myself at B Ball games. Oh the memories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyBull06 Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Bull Backers Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 815 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/2007 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Good Times! maybe I should give tailgating with you and your friends serious thought...I can only imagine what kind of "drama" will find you so close to home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sheriff Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,754 Reputation: 806 Days Won: 19 Joined: 12/24/2001 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Jerseybull... Drama and I are like best friends. Last UCF game I went to (2005), ended up getting suckered punch by some fruit loop with a group of 20 UCF guys. I tried killing all of them... a couple of them got a couple nice right hooks to the kisser and probably had some ugly Christmas pictures that year. On my flight back that weekend, met my hot dentist on the airplane who hooked me up with an even hotter dental assistant after I came in for a visit (made good conversation on the plane with her and her hubby). Anyways, the sucker punch led to a black eye, which led to some sympathy, which led to me hooking up with her lil' hottie assistant (who ended up at the Meinke Car Care Bowl with me in NC). This week will be interesting... Anyone remember our last trip to UCF? The big sombrero road trip where I got tossed from the baseball game twice for making fun of Dee Brown? Getting thrown out of a baseball game once takes talent. Getting thrown out of the same game twice... that is classic! We had a good story on here... but I think it got removed. Anyways... I was banned from their campus for two years per the cops that escorted me out... looking forward to this visit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sheriff Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,754 Reputation: 806 Days Won: 19 Joined: 12/24/2001 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Bulliever... Do I need to pimp slap you moving this thread? We had some good intelligent conversation on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Blingstein Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 3,084 Reputation: 30 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/21/2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 or better yet... don't offer her a drink. You said "he doesn't live here any more" so she should have left. But when you offered the drink, to be the polite, nice guy... you invited her to stay.true story...this is game 101. never have strays hanging around when the house cat is coming in, at all means. you must have a patient gf, mine is all ny and would have told the meth chick to hit the bricks in 2.5 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Admin Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 97,088 Reputation: 10,859 Days Won: 469 Joined: 05/19/2000 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Bulliever... Do I need to pimp slap you moving this thread? We had some good intelligent conversation on here!Yeah, pimp slap me. Are you gong to ToonTown this weekend or watching the game at your house? I might want to come by and see this little hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sheriff Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,754 Reputation: 806 Days Won: 19 Joined: 12/24/2001 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 Toon town homie... Gonna miss ya for the next two weeks. Staying for KU as well. Bullieve me... you don't want to see this girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Admin Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 97,088 Reputation: 10,859 Days Won: 469 Joined: 05/19/2000 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Toon town homie... Gonna miss ya for the next two weeks. Staying for KU as well. Bullieve me... you don't want to see this girl.You're probably right. I've heard stories of the Robbie Conquests, perhaps the aftermath would be too much to bear.Let's get together for a game when you get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULLO12 Posted September 2, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I posted a warning about beer goggles earlier in the trough. Take heed young freshmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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