Five Question Friday

[___ Eats It]

Some on here seem to hold grudges. My motto is simple  -- no point in holding a grudge against someone who doesn't care.

Words to live by.

[Rabbi Bull]

1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does  

that mean the fifth one enjoys it? some people enjoy taking a dump

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's?

there could be a blind person in the car who needs to get money and would therefore need the assistance of braille

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?  

i dunno, i'm not a scientist

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

when was there not sliced bread?  ???

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?  

you have failed as that is the goal you were trying to reach

[72bull]

1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does  

that mean the fifth one enjoys it?  Crappy question!

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's? The Disabilities Act.

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Not everyone has evolved.

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread? Do they have sliced bread?

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Gotten drunk.

[Guest rueben_horowitz]

1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does

that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Yes (weight loss fanatics)

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's?I think the bigger question is why are ATM's open 24 hours a day? Have you ever taken out three hundred dollars at four o'clock in the morning for something positive? **** when you press that machine at four o'clock in the morning I think a psychiatrist should pop up on the screen an go "c'mon man, save your money man. Don't buy drugs. - Credit to Chris Rock

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?We didn't come from apes. Show me the missing link and I'll believe otherwise. I thought Patrick Ewing was going to wreck my theory, but it turns out he's just that ugly

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?I'd say the wheel. Some useless trivia - The bread slicer, invented in the early 1900's was used as a benchmark of American ingenuity, every other invention following it was compared to the bread slicer, hence, the greatest thing since sliced bread

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Mutt's right. This is a sexual reference. Failing to succeed is much worse.

[BiggTipp]

1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does  

that mean the fifth one enjoys it? people are wierd...i'm sure they do

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's? same reason deaf people can drive

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? evolution took a break

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread? the knife that sliced it

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? wasted your time

[RHBullsFan]

your mom goes to college

[E.T.]

1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does  

that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

No, the 5th has to clean up.

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's?

It feels good.

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

3rd Base

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Big Sandwiches

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Don't NOT know, but - If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed.

[E.T.]

...I think the bigger question is why are ATM's open 24 hours a day? ...

Why do they have locks on stores open 24 hours ?

[twillybull]

1.  No, the fifth is usually passed out drunk on the bathroom floor, no suffering if yer knocked out.  

2.  The real question is when are they going to stop discriminating against the blind, and invent braile road signs? ADA baby! All the way!    

3.  Didn't evolve FROM monkeys and apes.  Somewhere back down the line our ancestors took a different genetic off-ramp and POOP a couple hundred thousand years later, here we all are.  

4.  Definitely Masturbation, arguably still better (esp when picturing one of the sundolls).

5.  Got sent to summer school to make it up.