Five Question Friday

[Guest rueben_horowitz]

1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does

that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's?

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[BULLfreak]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does

that mean the fifth one enjoys it? yes

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's? as a banker I would have to say "I have no Clue"

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? because we did not evolved from monkeys and apes

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

the USF bulls

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?I dont know but I am sure some UCFers can answer this one

[Cubanbull]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does  

that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

The fifth one dies from it.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's?

People like running their fingers over the braille symbols

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Because as proven by the news,some never evolved

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

non sliced bread?

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

succeed.Some like to be the biggest loser.

[___ Eats It]

1)  No, it means that he/she doesn't read this board.

2)  Because it's more cost efficient to make all keys with braille symbols than to make keys with braille for walk-up ATMs and keys without for drive-thru ATMs.

3)  Because where would UCF get their student body from?

4)  Your mom.

5)  Created a paradox that likely means the end of the universe as we know it, much like what could have happened had Marty run into his future self in "Back to the Future II".

[BullDoug]

1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does

that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's?

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

1. No they just have gas.

2. To avoid law suits.

3. What came first the chicken or the egg?

4. Biscuits & gravy

5. You failed at failing.  Reminds me.  I once tried to withdraw from Chem I at USF and received an "A".  (Not a true story)

[Guest rueben_horowitz]

4)  Your mom.

Is that yet another swipe at my mom? If so, get a freakin life man; sorry I offended you (multiple times), but get over it.

If it wasn't directed at me; diregard this and have a nice day.

Rueb

[mutt]

1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does

that mean the fifth one enjoys it? God, I hope not.

2) Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATM's? So blind people don't swing their dogs around inside the bank, just to say they're "lookin around".

3) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Cause they are SO **** TASTY !

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread? Punching a baby in the face.

5) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Does EVERYTHING have to be about sex?

[___ Eats It]

Is that yet another swipe at my mom? If so, get a freakin life man; sorry I offended you (multiple times), but get over it.

If it wasn't directed at me; diregard this and have a nice day.

Rueb

It wasn't, so relax.

[BULLfreak]

why are people so **** sensitive

[Guest rueben_horowitz]

It wasn't, so relax.

Sorry. I'm relaxed.  

Some on here seem to hold grudges. My motto is simple  -- no point in holding a grudge against someone who doesn't care.

Bullfreak - I'm not sensitive; I was just curious.