ckparrothead Posted July 7, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 5 Content Count: 957 Reputation: 49 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/25/2011 Share Posted July 7, 2013 We all know that Litton has committed to the Bulls, so he is the best QB prospect since Dan Marino. White hasn't committed to the Bulls, so he can't possibly carry Litton's jock strap. Now, if Litton decommits, then he will suddenly be terrible and if White commits he'll have surpassed Litton. It is all very simple to understand. Except, nobody said that. Or came even close to it. Yet, someone DID say the exact opposite, implying that Litton couldn't possibly carry White's jock strap. So, congratulations. You deserve a medal for erecting the largest straw man east of the Dakotas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTrue Posted July 7, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 152 Content Count: 19,395 Reputation: 6,097 Days Won: 233 Joined: 01/13/2011 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Who built the largest West? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckparrothead Posted July 7, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 5 Content Count: 957 Reputation: 49 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/25/2011 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Who built the largest West? Probably hipsters. Someone named Gentrified Denim Riley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_33 Posted July 16, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 2 Content Count: 24 Reputation: 1 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/09/2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Sean White committed to Auburn today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckparrothead Posted July 16, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 5 Content Count: 957 Reputation: 49 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/25/2011 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Auburn huh. Interesting commit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who'sYourData? Posted July 17, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 410 Content Count: 19,525 Reputation: 992 Days Won: 24 Joined: 09/01/2006 Share Posted July 17, 2013 We all know that Litton has committed to the Bulls, so he is the best QB prospect since Dan Marino. White hasn't committed to the Bulls, so he can't possibly carry Litton's jock strap. Now, if Litton decommits, then he will suddenly be terrible and if White commits he'll have surpassed Litton. It is all very simple to understand. Except, nobody said that. Or came even close to it. Yet, someone DID say the exact opposite, implying that Litton couldn't possibly carry White's jock strap. So, congratulations. You deserve a medal for erecting the largest straw man east of the Dakotas. Congratulations, you are the most literal person I've ever met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckparrothead Posted July 17, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 5 Content Count: 957 Reputation: 49 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/25/2011 Share Posted July 17, 2013 We all know that Litton has committed to the Bulls, so he is the best QB prospect since Dan Marino. White hasn't committed to the Bulls, so he can't possibly carry Litton's jock strap. Now, if Litton decommits, then he will suddenly be terrible and if White commits he'll have surpassed Litton. It is all very simple to understand. Except, nobody said that. Or came even close to it. Yet, someone DID say the exact opposite, implying that Litton couldn't possibly carry White's jock strap. So, congratulations. You deserve a medal for erecting the largest straw man east of the Dakotas. Congratulations, you are the most literal person I've ever met. Your critique was off target in both a literal and metaphorical sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaUSFBull Posted July 17, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 263 Content Count: 24,750 Reputation: 3,107 Days Won: 87 Joined: 12/15/2009 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DELdaBull Posted July 20, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 86 Content Count: 17,061 Reputation: 1,429 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/15/2005 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I love you people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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