converting units (safe)

[TyBull]

For my math and no-math oriented friends, engineers and other geniuses who have difficulty converting units.....Be sure you get all the way to #27.

1.        Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2.        2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3.        1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4.        Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5.        Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6.        Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7.        16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

8.        Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

9.        1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

10.      Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

11.      Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

12.      453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

13.      1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

14.      2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

15.      365.25 days = 1 unicycle

16.      2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

17.      52 cards = 1 decacards

18.      1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

19.      1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

20.      1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

21.      1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

22.      10 rations = 1 decoration

23.      100 rations = 1 C-ration

24.      2 monograms = 1 diagram

25.      4 nickels = 2 paradigms

26.      2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

27.      100 Senators = Naught 1 decision

[Velcro]

#5 is good!

Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

[Who'sYourData?]

These are pretty good, TyBull, but where is Tired of Politics XIII???

[TyBull]

These are pretty good, TyBull, but where is Tired of Politics XIII???

I am sorry. I gave up. No one except me ever posted any "material" but me, so I thought that no one cared.

[Velcro]

ET and Dozer posted on that thread, but no where near the frequency that you did.

I can't believe you only have about 7200 posts.  I thought you had 10k on that thread alone ;D

[Who'sYourData?]

These are pretty good, TyBull, but where is Tired of Politics XIII???

I am sorry. I gave up. No one except me ever posted any "material" but me, so I thought that no one cared.

We didn't need to post, since you were doing so well on your own.  I can't speak for everyone, but I was impressed.  Maybe it would be more fun if the ladies were given a number, and then a poll attached to vote for your favorite. 

[TyBull]

[TyBull]

[No_Willie_Jokes_Yet]

These are pretty good, TyBull, but where is Tired of Politics XIII???

I am sorry. I gave up. No one except me ever posted any "material" but me, so I thought that no one cared.

We didn't need to post, since you were doing so well on your own.  I can't speak for everyone, but I was impressed.  Maybe it would be more fun if the ladies were given a number, and then a poll attached to vote for your favorite.   

Can we leave "polls" out of those threads? If the girls want "Polls" let them start their own thread.

[Who'sYourData?]

Are you equally opposed to poles?