Mike Thomas of Orlando Sent. Bashes Bulls!

[USFishin]

The USF Guernseys better than Gators?

Posted on Oct 3, 2007 11:07:46 AM

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Bianchi must of scored some good stuff when he was up in Gainesville for the Tennessee game.

Don’t get me wrong. USF has itself a nice little team.

It beat a vastly overrated West Virginia team. And yes, USF beat Auburn. But there is a simple explanation for this.

Did you ever see the movie "Awakenings.’’ Robert DeNiro plays this catatonic guy who stumbles along until Robin Williams fixes him up with some joy juice miracle drug. And suddenly DeNiro springs to life and becomes the guy he always used to be. Well, Auburn is Robert De Niro. Every so often, the War Eagles just go catatonic, like they did against USF and Mississippi State. Like they did a couple years back against Wisconsin. And then when they play a top-ranked team, particularly Florida, they get their shot of joy juice and suddenly can run plays from the line of scrimmage again.

There is no way USF could have stayed on the field with the Awakened Auburn team.

To say that USF is better than UF or FSU, Bianchi must be out there in the USF cow field picking mushrooms out of the pies. Would anyone bet even money on a game between the Bulls and Gators? Or the Bulls and Noles. Please.

The current rankings are a joke. Does anyone really think Kentucky is better than Florida?

All that said, we do need a tailback. And it seems, a safety too. And against LSU, one of Kevin Beary's elephant guns might help.

It is up to UCF to spank the Cows and right the football world.

Go Knights!

Link: http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/news_columnist_mikethomas/2007/10/the-usf-cows-be.html

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[Rocky Style]

Thou art a moron.

[thebouncer1898]

What a ******* moron.

This guy has no clue what he is talking about.

[crambone]

I guess he likes hearing himself talk.

[80mins]

Haterade: Is it in you?

[Mama_Bull]

If he thinks he did UCF a favor by writing that, he needs a dose of reality.

He just added at least 14 points onto the USF side of the scoreboard against them.

With friends like him, UCF doesn't need any enemies. LOL

[Apis Bull]

All that said, we do need a tailback.

That says it all.

[Rocky Style]

We need to stick a hot dog in this guys mouth courtesy of Ray Jay.

[USFishin]

He seems like the typical UCiFer.  Jealous as can be.  Too bad writing articles doesn't make their football team any better!