Best ucf Jokes

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14 hours ago, NewEnglandBull said:

Q:What do you get when you drive quickly through the ucf campus?

A. An undergraduate degree

 

And an STD

[bullsfan27]

Jim leavitt and George o’Leary Are walking along the beach reminiscing about the rivalry between usf and ucf when o’leary Trips over an object in the sand. O’leary looks to see what the object is and rubs up until a genie pops out. The genie turns to leavitt and o’leary and thanks them for freeing him. In return he will grant them both one wish. So O’Leary says I want a giant wall all around Orlando to keep all usf fans out. The genie grants his wish and turns to leavitt and asks him what his wish is and leavitt turns to the genie and says fill it with water