Best ucf Jokes

[NewEnglandBull]

Q:What do you get when you drive quickly through the ucf campus?

A. An undergraduate degree

 

 

Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at ucf? A: They cause too much brain damage.

 

[puc86]

Ucf is a national champion 

Beating ucf is a marquee win

[puc86]

We should storm the field if we beat ucf 

Ucf woukd make a good rival 

[TakeItOrLeavitt]

Their stadium

[zarnozdabull]

UCF sucks.

[206BULL]

A group of USF alums head to Chik Fila for lunch.

 

A UCF alum takes their order 

Edited November 21, 2018 by 206BULL

[NewEnglandBull]

Q. How do you get a ucf graduate off your porch?

A. Pay him for the pizza 

 

Q: What do you say when you see a ucf grad in a suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise! 

 

[TheAccountant]

Q: Why do UCF grands hang their diplomas in the rear window of their cars?  

A: So they can park in "handicapped" spaces

 

Q: What were the 6 toughest years in every UCF student's life?

A: 3rd Grade

 

Q: What do USF and UCF students have in common?

A: They were both accepted to UCF

 

Last but not least: 

[bullstampede9922]

[Gobulls90]