Flowers4Heisman Posted June 1, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 571 Content Count: 2,816 Reputation: 684 Days Won: 15 Joined: 12/08/2012 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charsibb Posted June 1, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 653 Content Count: 31,049 Reputation: 2,487 Days Won: 172 Joined: 08/30/2011 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Then there's the book written by his grandad, "Revenge of the Wildcat" by Claude Baals. Can't forget his cousin either, who wrote "Yellow River" by I.P. Freeley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markeymark Posted June 1, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 693 Content Count: 5,550 Reputation: 13 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/24/2001 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I agree with the Youtube comment "well no sh!t they wanted it to be called harry baals xD" (referring to the internet voters in the online poll) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaUSFBull Posted June 2, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 263 Content Count: 24,750 Reputation: 3,107 Days Won: 87 Joined: 12/15/2009 Share Posted June 2, 2013 "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charsibb Posted June 2, 2013 Group: Member Topic Count: 653 Content Count: 31,049 Reputation: 2,487 Days Won: 172 Joined: 08/30/2011 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Holy violation, there's a bunch of them! Books never written We used to think these up in third grade and the great thing about them is that I still think they're funny now. 1. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily 2. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later 3. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts 4. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley 5. Twenty Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont and published by Andy Dint 6. Spots on the Wall by Hugh Flung Poo 7. Falling Off a Cliff by Eileen Dover 8. The Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover 9. The Joys of Drinking by Al Coholic 10. My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein 11. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe 12. Things That Itch by Mike Rotch 13. I Was Prepared by Justin Case 14. Green Spots on the Wall by Picken and Flicken 15. Small Treasures in the Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels 16. What Makes a Good Thief by Ian Yerhous 17. Waiting in Line for the Bathroom by Ivana Tinkle 18. Practical proctology by Bea Hind 19. The future of robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droid 20. What to do if you're in a car accident by Rhea Ender 21. How Things Work by Wyatt Dunne 22. Breathing Lessons by Hal E. Tosis 23. Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr 24. Deep in Debt by Owen A. Lott 25. The Most and the Least by Maxi & Minnie Mum 26. Taking a Test by B.A. Wiseman 27. The Sun by Sol Ar 28. Pie by Don Cherry 29. Blazing! by Lotta Heat 30. Computer Memory by Meg A. Byte 31. Gotta Go by C. U. Later 32. How to Serve Your Fellow Man by The Cannibals 33. Can't Go There by Hans Off 34. Card Suits by Di A. Mond 35. Checking Your Homework by R.U. Wright 36. The Membership List by Ross Terr 37. Manwich by "Slop" E. Joe 38. The Giant Clock Tower by "Big" Ben 39. All About Flowers by Chris Anthymum 40. Short Shorts by Daisy Duke 41. Boy Scout Brigade by Pat Troll 42. The Lost Scout by Werram Eye 43. Al Gore: The Wild Years 44. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean 45. America's Most Popular Lawyers 46. Career Opportunities for History Majors 47. Detroit - A Travel Guide 48. Different Ways to Spell "Bob" 49. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches 50. Easy UNIX 51. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance 52. Everything Men Know About Women 53. Everything Women Know About Men 54. French Hospitality 55. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names 56. How to Sustain a Solo Musical Career by Art Garfunkel 57. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette 58. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA 59. Staple Your Way to Success 60. The Amish Phone Book 61. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion 62. Things I Wouldn't Do for Money by Dennis Rodman 63. Human Rights Advances in China 64. The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert 65. The Book of Virtue by Bill Clinton 66. Famous Italian War Heroes 67. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan 68. Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates 69. Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton 70. How to Get to the Superbowl by Dan Marino 71. All the Satisfied Windows Users 72. Usages for Plutonium in the kitchen 73. Feminists Men Want to Marry 74. How to Choose the Best Lace Doily for Any Occasion by Arnold Schwarzenegger 75. Attractive Floral Arrangements by Sean Connery 76. How to Make Bush Smart by Uca Ant 77. The Day Hitler Ruined My Barmitsva by Ima Jew 78. Three Hundred And Twelve Ways To Die By Household Appliance by Sue I. Cide 79. The Day I Took Mr. Winky and Threw Him In A Sewer by L. Bobbit 80. Household Book of Tools by M.C. Hammer 81. How to Project Your Voice by Milli Vanilli 82. Fly Fishing by J.R. Hartley 83. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, "Special People" are from ? 84. How to deal with bankruptcy by Bill Gates 85. How to Love Everyone by Adolf Hitler 86. How to be a Kamikaze Pilot by Osama Bin Laden 87. Late for Work by Dr. Wages 88. Kitty's Revenge by Claude Balls 89. Brown Streaks Across the Desert by Who Flung Dung 90. Ten Years in the Bathtub by Rink Lee Prune 91. Antlers in the Tree Top by Hugh Goostamooce 92. The Rolling Hills of Iowa 93. Tiger in the Bathroom by Heidi Ingthe Tub 94. How to Eat Cereal by Poor A. Bowl 95. Smelly Stuff by Anita Bath 96. Being Lonely by Shenita Mann. 97. Technology in the 21st century by Rob Ott 98. A Hitchiker's Guide To Not Getting Killed by Ren Tacar 99. Things Women Can't Do by B. A. Mann 100. Gotta Go To The Bathroom by Think L. Maket, Illustrated by Betty Went, Published by Doris Laukt 101. The Art of Being of Discreet by Anonymous 102. What Happens When You Light A Fart by Hugh Gexplo Zhun 103. Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom 104. Can't Sit Still by Ivan Auflitch 105. Microsoft Business Practices by Eve Hill 106. I Must Go Again by D. I. Aria 107. Interesting Places Around The World by Ben There & Don That 108. Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games 109. How to Win in the Stock Market by Martha Stewart 110. The Importance of Telling the Truth by Bill Clinton 111. The Incompetent Bullfighter 112. Paris Monuments by I. Phil Taurer 113. Text Editing by E. Max and Vi 114. The Sheets Are Wet by I.P. Nightly 115. The Bearded Chinaman by Harry Chin 116. How to Exercise by Eileen and Ben Dover 117. Magical Bed Wettings by Peter Pants 118. A Devoted Husband by Bill Clinton 119. 100 ways to Diet by I. M. Hungry 120. One Wife is Best by Henry VIII 121. 101 Things to do on a Sunny Day in England 122. Getting Fired by Anita Job 123. Great Resturants by Bo Leamick 124. How to Remember Your Lines by Charlie Chaplin 125. Idiot's Guide to Babysitting by Fruit Juice 126. Crossing a Man with a Duck by Willie Waddle 127. A Sailor's Adventure by Ron A. Ground 128. Green Vegetables by Brock Ali 129. Never Shave Again by Harry Pitts 130. Long Walk Home by Miss. D. Bus 131. Sitting on the Beach by Sandy Cheeks 132. Window Coverings by Kurt and Rod 133. Wheels in China by Rick Shaw 134. How To Dance by Sheik Yerbouti 135. Something Smells by I. Ben Pharting 136. I.Q. Competitions by Samar T. Pants 137. The Secret of Touching Your Toes by Ben Dover 138. The View of the Skyline by Bill Ding 139. My Life as a Gas Station Attendant by Phil R. Awp 140. What Evita Left Behind by Oliver Shoes 141. Embarassing Missing Items by Bikin E. Bottoms 142. How to Manage Your Company's Finances by Enron 143. Your Private Life Makes National News by Holly Wood 144. Hot Wiring by Nick Carrs & Joy Ryder 145. Easy Money by Robyn Banks 146. The Sedan Chair by Carrie Walker 147. The Science of Optometry by Seymour Clearly 148. The last supper by M. T. Potts. 149. How to Destroy Buildings by Dyna Might 150. Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno 151. Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton 152. My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan 153. Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates 154. The Wild Years by Al Gore 155. America's most Popular Lawyers 156. Detroit - A Travel Guide 157. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches 158. Everything Men Know About Women 159. Everything Women Know About Men 160. All the Men I've Loved Before by Ellen Degeneres 161. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette 162. Spotted Owl Recipes by the Sierra Club 163. My Plan to Find the Real Killers by O. J. Simpson 164. My Book of Morals by Bill Clinton 165. Transportation in the Middle Ages Orson Cart 166. Growing up in the Balkans by Hugo Slavia 167. The Outboard Motor Died by Rhoda Shaw 168. Answering the Questions of the Universe by Howard I. Know 169. Our Son, Russell, the Chef by Mr. & Mrs. Upsumgrub 170. How to Write a Mystery Novel by Paige Turner 171. The Great English Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon 172. Vacation Spots in the Tropics by Sandy Beech 173. What Old Cars Have by Rust E. Paint 174. Drops on the Toilet Seat by I.P. Skew 175. Weak Bladder by I.P. Often 176. Torn Fingernails by I. Bightem 177. The Great Missile Barrage, by Lonch M. Awl 178. Tight Situation by Leah Tard 179. Crack in the Sidewalk by Bobby Tript 180. The Old Bell Tower by Rusty Bell 181. Tiger On the Loose By Claude Balls 182. Meeting in France by Ron DeVous 183. A Trip to the Dentist by Lord Howard Hurts 184. Dentist Appointment by Too Thurtee 185. So Thirsty by Phillip A. Jug 186. Carnival Rides by Ivana Herl 187. Trails in the Sand by Peter Dragon 188. Swimming in the Ocean by C. Lyons 189. Walking Tall by G. Raffe 190. Never Forget by L. E. Phunt 191. Uninteresting Tales by I. M. Yawning 192. All About Fences by Barb Wyer 193. In the Men's Room by R. U. Dunn 194. The Russian Butcher by Iva Katchalimoff 195. Farting Habits by L. Edder Wrip 196. What's That Smell? by Justice Phards 197. Hole in the Mattress by Mr. Completely 198. Big Waves by Sue Nami 199. Eating Out With Senior Citizens by Toochi P. Toupee 200. Out the Window by Hugo Furst 201. Yellow Spots on the Rug by G.I.P. 202. Stinky Shoes, a Mystery by Hugh Stephen Poo 203. Knocked in the Head by I. C. Starrs 204. Yellow Sky by Pierre 205. Bloody Stubbs by Rusty Zipper 206. The First Thanksgiving by Ima Pilgrim 207. Where's Grandma's Purse by Robin Nana 208. I'm Not Sober by Ivan Drinkon 209. Saving Peaches by Mason Jar 210. Looking Out Windows by Seymour Treese 211. Full Bladder by Betty Wiz 212. Lullaby by Sarah Nade 213. Where's My Stuff by I. Ben Robbed 214. Falling Down by Ima Drunk 215. Working With Plumbers by Seymour Crack 216. Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Kamelhttp://dan.hersam.com/lists/books_never_written.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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