DELdaBull Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 17,061 Reputation: 1,429 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/15/2005 Share Posted September 4, 2008 With a little editing:UCF is like the girl you thought you wanted to date when you were a young kid (1AA). Unfortunately, she was not into you. Then she says, hey why don't you take me out on a date (since you are a step up for her now). You say, "Sorry lady you are too late I have already moved on to bigger and better thangs (CUSA back then, Big East now) and much hotter chics (UL, WVU, Cincy)." She keeps pestering you and you give in, because back in the day (1AA) you had a crush. The date sucked, you find out she is a skank, and brings NOTHING to the table. Was it an easy lay? Yup (64-12), but you are looking for a serious relationship with some prestige (UM, UF?). You tell her she could still be the woman on the side if she wants (2-1), but she refuses since she has a new faux fir (BHNS). So you kick her to the curb and replace her with her hotter, younger sisters (FAU, FIU), who know their place. You do let her know if she ever becomes an attorney, doctor, engineer (get into a BCS conference), you might want to try again. You explain that financially you are not on the same level since she is a "dancer" (CUSA). She keeps insisting she is in law school (where is the proof). This week the fooling around comes to an end.That my friends is UCiF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutt Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 4,139 Reputation: 39 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/20/2004 Share Posted September 4, 2008 :ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aly20xx Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 622 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/12/2006 Share Posted September 4, 2008 hahahahahahah....classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBullies Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 2,461 Reputation: 86 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/14/2006 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I did a moderate "lol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twillybull Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 1,757 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/12/2005 Share Posted September 4, 2008 With a little editing:UCF is like the girl you thought you wanted to date when you were a young kid (1AA). Unfortunately, she was not into you. Then she says, hey why don't you take me out on a date (since you are a step up for her now). You say, "Sorry lady you are too late I have already moved on to bigger and better thangs (CUSA back then, Big East now) and much hotter chics (UL, WVU, Cincy)." She keeps pestering you and you give in, because back in the day (1AA) you had a crush. The date sucked, you find out she is a skank, and brings NOTHING to the table. Was it an easy lay? Yup (64-12), but you are looking for a serious relationship with some prestige (UM, UF?). You tell her she could still be the woman on the side if she wants (2-1), but she refuses since she has a new faux fir (BHNS). So you kick her to the curb and replace her with her hotter, younger sisters (FAU, FIU), who know their place. You do let her know if she ever becomes an attorney, doctor, engineer (get into a BCS conference), you might want to try again. You explain that financially you are not on the same level since she is a "dancer" (CUSA). She keeps insisting she is in law school (where is the proof). This week the fooling around comes to an end.That my friends is UCiF.You give them too much credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicanBull Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 760 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/07/2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 halarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DELdaBull Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 17,061 Reputation: 1,429 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/15/2005 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 With a little editing:UCF is like the girl you thought you wanted to date when you were a young kid (1AA). Unfortunately, she was not into you. Then she says, hey why don't you take me out on a date (since you are a step up for her now). You say, "Sorry lady you are too late I have already moved on to bigger and better thangs (CUSA back then, Big East now) and much hotter chics (UL, WVU, Cincy)." She keeps pestering you and you give in, because back in the day (1AA) you had a crush. The date sucked, you find out she is a skank, and brings NOTHING to the table. Was it an easy lay? Yup (64-12), but you are looking for a serious relationship with some prestige (UM, UF?). You tell her she could still be the woman on the side if she wants (2-1), but she refuses since she has a new faux fir (BHNS). So you kick her to the curb and replace her with her hotter, younger sisters (FAU, FIU), who know their place. You do let her know if she ever becomes an attorney, doctor, engineer (get into a BCS conference), you might want to try again. You explain that financially you are not on the same level since she is a "dancer" (CUSA). She keeps insisting she is in law school (where is the proof). This week the fooling around comes to an end.That my friends is UCiF.You give them too much credit.Sorry dude. I'll work on toning it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULLSHTR Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 1,482 Reputation: 228 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/03/2007 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Many parallels in life.. this is one of them! +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crambone Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 9,038 Reputation: 101 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/18/2006 Share Posted September 4, 2008 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULLO12 Posted September 4, 2008 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted September 4, 2008 I nominate this post for the Hall of Fame. I know it was edited from another piece but it does describe UCiF perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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