What our band NEEDS to play!

[E.T.]

It's a Small World After All

It's a world of laughter

A world of tears

It's a world of hopes

And a world of fears

There's so much that we share

That it's time we're aware

It's a small world after all

There is just one moon

And one golden sun

And a smile means

Friendship to ev'ryone

Though the mountains divide

And the oceans are wide

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all

It's a small, small world

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/smworld.htm

[BullsHater]

Loser

Beck

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey,

butane in my veins so I'm out to get the junkie

with the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables,

dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose,

kill the headlights and put it in neutral,

stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control,

baby's in Reno with the vitamin D,

got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat,

someone came sayin' I'm insane to complain about

a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt,

don't believe everything that you breathe,

you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve, so shave your face with some mace in the dark,

saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park,

yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me, double barrel buckshot, Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,

forces of evil on a bozo nightmare,

ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag,

one's on the pole, shove the other in the bag,

with the rerun shows and cocaine nose job,

the daytime crap of the folk singers slop,

he hung himself with a guitar string,

a slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing,

I can't write if ya' can't relate,

trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate,

and my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite,

who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill meget crazy with the cheez-wiz,

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill medrive, by, body pierce

yo bring it on down

Soy

I'm a driver, I'm a winner

things are gonna' change I can feel it

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me I can't believe it.  Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me.  Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Sprechen sie deutsch, baby

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

You know what I'm sayin'

[E.T.]

ucf has been playing that for 16 games

[___ Eats It]

American Lie

(sung to the tune of American Pie)

By UEI

Verse 1

A long long time ago

I can barely 'member when

The Golden Knights would win a game

Daunte, he was but a pup

But man, he sure could light it up

But he left... and they've never been the same

Coach K sank the ship right down

Then O'Leary came to town

Knight Fan said "Now we're in this!"

But UCF went winless.

It's such a joke, but I digress

O'Leary, he's made such a mess

They couldn't make the BCS

That's why... U-C-F sucks.

So knight fans...

Chorus

Bye bye to your cash and your pride

O'Leary makes you teary as you lose and you sigh

Your loss streak's long, and you still use double-wides

Maybe one day you will hold your heads high...

Maybe one day you will hold your heads high...

[BullsHater]

UEI, you've got too much time on your hands.

[Apis Bull]

I'm thinking Bohemian Rhapsody...I just love that song!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

[The_Reaper]

UEI  Another vote from the Reaper for HOF material..    Priceless!!! ;D  Great Job!!!

[South_Tampa_Knight]

Who are you kidding, you band sucks to bad it can't play anything but queen songs, or should I say queen song.

[mutt]

Loser

Beck

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey,

butane in my veins so I'm out to get the junkie

with the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables,

dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose,

kill the headlights and put it in neutral,

stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control,

baby's in Reno with the vitamin D,

got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat,

someone came sayin' I'm insane to complain about

a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt,

don't believe everything that you breathe,

you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve, so shave your face with some mace in the dark,

saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park,

yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me, double barrel buckshot, Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,

forces of evil on a bozo nightmare,

ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag,

one's on the pole, shove the other in the bag,

with the rerun shows and cocaine nose job,

the daytime crap of the folk singers slop,

he hung himself with a guitar string,

a slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing,

I can't write if ya' can't relate,

trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate,

and my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite,

who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill meget crazy with the cheez-wiz,

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill medrive, by, body pierce

yo bring it on down

Soy

I'm a driver, I'm a winner

things are gonna' change I can feel it

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me I can't believe it.  Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me.  Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Sprechen sie deutsch, baby

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me

You know what I'm sayin'

You knew that song by heart, didn't you...    

PS  ucf SUCKS !!!

[USFMikeB]

I vote for "Smack My ***** Up"...