Hbryan, you'll love this.

[GaUSFBull]

So Charlie Sheen is contacted by that Teen Mom chick Farrah Abraham, who recently did a porn shoot trying to get famous.  Here what she said, in a leaked text message that TMZ got a hold of:  

 

 

Farrah Abraham is involved in a full on textual relationship with Charlie Sheen, TMZ has learned -- and the two are now planning to hook up in person. 

TMZ has obtained text messages that show the "Backdoor Teen Mom" porn star first reached out to Sheen back in May saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management."



Farrah even took the initiative ... and asked Sheen out on a date  -- either a parent playdate with their kids ... or an adult get together for some coffee. 

Sheen's response: "Coffee is for amateurs and grandma."

He also said he's down to meet up ... because ... well, he's probably a big fan of her work. 

Farrah followed up with Sheen and asked him to an event she would be attending with some "porn star ppl" ... but Sheen wasn't able to attend. 

We're told they have stayed in touch ... and are trying to work out a date to see each other ASAP, but they're both busy with work ... and kids ... and porn. 

Stay tuned ... 

 

 

 

 

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/06/13/charlie-sheen-farrah-abraham-texts-date/#ixzz2WEAanGgd 
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Farrah's text on the right, Charlie's on the left for those not familiar with iPhone text ...

 

Anyway ...

 

Charlie apparently had a change of heart.  Check out the text he sent to her today: 

 

 

 

"hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;  I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us," Sheen wrote, according to TMZ. "congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I'm sure they'll wave [sic] the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow."

 

 

Wow!!!

 

That's hbryan-esque if I ever read it!!

 

:D  

Edited June 14, 2013 by GaUSFBull

[GaUSFBull]

Here's the link to the new Sheen comments: 

 

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Charlie-Sheen-Farrah-Abraham-Desperate-Guzzler-Douche-Agua-1066636.aspx

[hbryan]

That's friggin awesome..............

 

Say it again Charlie.................

 

 

Edited June 14, 2013 by hbryan