True Story!

[Flowers4Heisman]

Back in high school, I worked for Publix and there would be two guys sweeping aisle the floor at a time.

 

One would "kick out" with a broom and the other guy would follow with the dust broom. On that day, I was the dust broom guy.

 

We go down this one aisle and there are two mothers right in the middle with two babies in their carts, respectively. They must have been friends and shopping together.

 

I do a HUGE SBD right in the middle of them as I push the broom through.

 

At the end of the aisle, I stopped the other guy and said, "Wait up! I want you to look," as I nodded towards the women.

 

The first lady picked up her baby and started sniffling the baby's diaper: "Not my baby."

 

The second mother picked her baby up and did the same thing: "Nope. She's fine."

 

And then they went back to shopping as if nothing happened at all!

 

 

Both of us just about died laughing!

 

 

[GaUSFBull]

 

I remember those days - I worked for Publix too, mostly in the meat department but I did about a year on the front end, and we called the store sweeping "push/pull."   Good story!