The 100 MPH Goat (SFW)

[TyBull]

The 100 MPH Goat

Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting,  and as they are 

walking along they come upon a huge hole  in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by the  size of it.

The  first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;

I can't even see  the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The  second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something

down and listen and see how long it takes to hit  bottom."

The  first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here,

give me a hand and we'll throw it in and  see". 

So they pick it up and carry it over,  and count one, and

two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are  standing there listening and looking over the edge and

they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. 

As they turn  around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to  the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head  first.

While  they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old  farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers  didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did  you?"

The  first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out  of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and  jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old  farmer said, "That's impossible. 

I had him chained to  a transmission!"

[GaUSFBull]

Hahahahaha, yes!  Love it!

[SRQ]

i thought this was going to be about our old logo