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Countdown to Gator Game Subject #3: Gator Jokes

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Okay, we will have a quick countdown to the Gator Game as I have to rest up for the trip and Big game. You always see the FSU-UF jokes sent around each year. Let us try and be creative and come up with new ones.....Here we go:

#1   What is the difference between an American Crocodile and an American Alligator? The American Crocodile, unlike the Alligator, has little difficulty in correctly performing a simple shotgun snap.

#2  I saw this at Busch Gardens on Sunday.....you can not make this stuff up:

Common Name:  American Alligator

Scientific Name: Alligator mississippiensis

Group: Pseudosuchia

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I hear the local church had to cancel their nativity scene. They looked all over, and couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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LMAO! Loved it!

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