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The "Tiger" Jokes have started.... funny

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Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

It  Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

3.Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..

5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

6 Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

7.Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

8.What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

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this will be costly for him

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Even the best golfers drive into the woods.

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tiger is going to pay dearly

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Why was Tiger leaving at 230 in the morning?  Headed to the next hole.

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He actually changed his name ... now it's CHEETAH  8-)

The fight was not about a woman ... they were playing cards. And everyone knows that a club beats a spade  :o

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Difference between Tiger and Santa Claus....

Santa stops after 3 Ho's!

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Difference between Tiger and Santa Claus....

Santa stops after 3 Ho's!

****, i was about to post that one!

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