TyBull Posted June 2, 2009 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,928 Reputation: 127 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/01/2002 Share Posted June 2, 2009 The commanding officer of a regiment in the U.S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his staff, battalion and company commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it was 'pleasure?' The regimental executive officer chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A captain said it was 50-50%. The colonel's aide responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, 'Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.' The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? 'Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them.' The room fell silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grateful Dad Posted June 7, 2009 Group: TBP Subscriber III Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 5,386 Reputation: 1,310 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/18/2005 Share Posted June 7, 2009 I LOVE that one. Ain't it the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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