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Two Old Ladies

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Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, 'Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement. '

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Get back to work...

Did you get my text message?

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