Girls' Night Out

[Jihme]

Live, Love & Laugh

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told

my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the

hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home . Just as I got in the

door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three

times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed

another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with

such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict

with him. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos pl us nine cuckoos

totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him

'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away

with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our  clock cuckooed

three times, then said, 'oh, ****.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared

its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,

and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

[Bull Martin]

;D

[usfbulls2004]

pretty funny.

[crambone]

lol nice!