BULLO12 Posted June 25, 2007 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Yes, it's again that magical time of the year whenthe 2006 Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. And this year's glorious Winner is:1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victimduring a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.This time it worked.And now, the Honorable Mentions:2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cuttingmachine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his carduring a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a womanhad taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean busdriver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then deliveredthe passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that thepatients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.5. A Texas teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious headwounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received theinjuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see howclose he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on thecounter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, whichthe clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk andfled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash hegot from the drawer: $15.If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crimecommitted?)7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decidedthat he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grabsome booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it overhis head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor storewindow was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a mangrabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher.Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."9. The Ann Arbor Michigan News crime column reported that a man walkedinto a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun,and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.******THE 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER*****10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parkedon a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the manadmitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd had in a very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crambone Posted June 27, 2007 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 9,038 Reputation: 101 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/18/2006 Share Posted June 27, 2007 The snow-shovelling one probably happens more than we'd care to think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRQ Posted June 27, 2007 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 4,879 Reputation: 24 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/14/2006 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Thanks! I haven't had such a good laugh in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triple B Posted June 27, 2007 Group: Moderator Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 74,585 Reputation: 10,850 Days Won: 423 Joined: 11/25/2005 Share Posted June 27, 2007 My favorite ....4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who'sYourData? Posted June 28, 2007 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 19,525 Reputation: 992 Days Won: 24 Joined: 09/01/2006 Share Posted June 28, 2007 My favorite ....4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.That was hilarious. The bus driver used some great creativity there. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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