Caption Contest

[E.T.]

[smazza]

THIS IS A SOUVENIR FROM A MADONNA CONCERT

[DawgPound]

Honk.

[goodknightfl]

UCF fan wears gas mask so he can walk thru green cow pasture.

[FazaUSF]

"UCF fan attempts to disguise identity for fear of rampant laughter and finger-pointing resulting from his/her team affiliation. Sadly, this fan is an Orlando-based UCF graduate as well, making this obvious by donning a poor and misguided disguise comprised of parts to his/her transgender costume used prior to 'her' sex change operation."

[DawgPound]

"UCF fan attempts to disguise identity for fear of rampant laughter and finger-pointing resulting from his/her team affiliation. Sadly, this fan is an Orlando-based UCF graduate as well, making this obvious by donning a poor and misguided disguise comprised of parts to his/her transgender costume used prior to 'her' sex change operation."

Wow, that was good until after the first sentence..then it sucked.

[Hoops_McKnight]

SOLD!!  To Ms. Klum for $75,000!!

[Trebuchet]

Hoops, I got to tell you, I really don't understand the picture.  What is the story?

[Guest Hoops McKnight(Guest)]

The reason is somewhere in here:

http://ucf.rivals.com/content.asp?SID=908&CID=98986

and the whole story is here:

http://ucf.rivals.com/content.asp?SID=908&CID=98972

The truth is that about 6 or 7 years ago a few of us UCF OF's were sharing adult beverages and swapping Torchy stories in front of a younger alum who, though the avid Knight fan that he was, had no clue about our D-II basketball heritage.  "Dribblings" was the result, and it became a very minor Knight cult following.

I poke at you guys from time to time, but I really think that somebody in your fan base ought to write down your early 70's athletics history for the benefit of your younger fans.  You guys had some very good teams during the Rose era, great fans, and like I depict, you most certainly some very memorable experiences.  They shouldn't be lost...

[BullyPulpit]

"A UCF booster does everything he can to avoid the stench emanating from Head Coach George O'Leary, after enjoying his free lunch with the coach at Sonny's Bar-B-Que, which he received for buying 10 tickets to a UCF home game."