WE'RE A PIMPLE ON A GNAT'S ASS. It wasn't that long ago where we were too good for the Gnats and All was Good. Then they joined our conference and we started playing them regularly and beating them regularly; and All was Good. Then a fluke happened, where they started winning, defeating us, winning conference championships and we said that can't be sustained, All is Good (next year). Then the Gnats started representing the conference in the New Year's day bowls, All is Good (surely they can't sustain being in this position, we never have been able to). Then they started winning those NYD bowls' and we say WTF, what happened; surely this can't be? Well now they have a new coach and surely they will stop winning because they lost just as many players to the nfl as we and that is our excuse, but I'd be damned if they aren't doing it again..winning; which can't be right because we had a new coach last year whom inherited a team with a butt load of talent and he couldn't do it so they surely can't do it....right...wrong? While we slept, the Gnats passed us by and now we aren't worthy to be in the same discussion as them.
Hell they can even beat us with a freshman QB with no preparation. They will get the next P6 invitation and we will be stuck in a mediocre conference, with mediocre games, making it to an occasional mediocre bowl and trying to remember how we got here and wondering how the Gnats can be so successful and we are so mediocre…. Oh well...there's always next year.