BULLO12 Posted May 4, 2010 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted May 4, 2010 FIRST DEGREEA married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "Howshould I know, that's 1200 miles from here!" and hung up.The husband said, "Who was that?"The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coastis clear."SECOND DEGREETwo blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on thesidewalk and leans down to pick it up.She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looksfamiliar."The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands herthe compact.The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"THIRD DEGREEA blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out andbuys a gun.She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door shefinds him in the arms of a redhead.Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun,and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and putsit to her head.The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"FOURTH DEGREEA blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudlysays, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."A friend says, "OK,what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."FIFTH DEGREEWhat did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?"Is it mine?"SIXTH DEGREEBambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her USgovernment class.The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.Bambi pondered the question, then finally said, "That was the decisionGeorge Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "SEVENTH DEGREEReturning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house had beenburglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, theblonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, thensat down on the steps.Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all mypossessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do?They send me a BLIND policeman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRQ Posted May 4, 2010 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 4,879 Reputation: 24 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/14/2006 Share Posted May 4, 2010 great material! keep it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smazza Posted May 5, 2010 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 66,091 Reputation: 2,434 Days Won: 172 Joined: 01/01/2001 Share Posted May 5, 2010 i love my buxom blond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajusf16 Posted June 3, 2010 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 2,558 Reputation: 86 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/2009 Share Posted June 3, 2010 blind people as cops, what is this world coming to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDYZR Posted June 7, 2010 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 12,465 Reputation: 2,846 Days Won: 25 Joined: 12/14/2005 Share Posted June 7, 2010 They have a feel for the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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