Worlds oldest profession not taking recession lying down

[Stier]

Brothels and bathhouses have launched promotions — including free shuttle buses, senior-citizen discounts and day passes — in a bid to arouse interest among wary spenders. "You have to offer better service these days and special packages," says Karin Ahrens, manager at Yes Sir! in Hanover, Germany, where revenues have fallen 30% since the recession hit the nation. As part of a new deal, customers there pay $111 to have as much sex as they want (or can) for one hour. At Geizhaus, recent promotions allowed guests to have sex for free on Halloween and Easter if they wore a costume or brought in a decorated egg. And Berlin's ***** Club charges guests a $98 flat rate for six hours of unlimited sex, access to a sauna and solarium and an all-you-can-eat buffet.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1901396,00.html?cnn=yes

[80mins]

So if they're not taking it lying down, is it safe to say that even in these tough economic times, new positions are available?

Also:

And Berlin's ***** Club ... all-you-can-eat buffet.

I'll leave it at that.

[Grateful Dad]

I heard that they are willing to bend over backwards to increase business.