3 Wolf Tee (Funny Crap)

[Cow Pie]

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/dp/B000NZW3K2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1242875506&sr=8-1

Read the comments left by people regarding this 3 Wolf Tee on Amazon.com... its like Will Fereal or someone was bored and just went to town.

:ROFLMAO

[Cow Pie]

:ROFLMAO :ROFLMAO

Here is a sample of some of the reviews... all of them are better or at least equally funny.

4,387 of 4,419 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Dual Function Design, November 10, 2008

By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews(REAL NAME)   

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

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[mutt]

Truly the shirt of the Gods...   

[80mins]

Those are hilarious!