BULLO12 Posted January 28, 2009 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 6,502 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/27/2003 Share Posted January 28, 2009 A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.' Kind of brings a tear to your eye, don't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.T. Posted January 30, 2009 Group: TBP Subscriber III Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 37,650 Reputation: 2,359 Days Won: 29 Joined: 12/24/2001 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy him some new shoes (he's 92). We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 'Got drunk once, had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBulls84 Posted February 6, 2009 Group: Member Topic Count: 0 Content Count: 3,899 Reputation: 871 Days Won: 8 Joined: 12/10/2006 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy him some new shoes (he's 92). We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 'Got drunk once, had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' :ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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