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Missing Fighting Bird

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By No_Willie_Jokes_Yet
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The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before church, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the **** was missing. He knew about the **** fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked his congregation, “Has anybody got a ****?â€

All the men stood up.

“No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?â€

All the women stood up.

“No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?â€

Half the women stood up !

“No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY ****?â€

Sixteen altar boys, two vergers and a goat stood up.

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