Happy Halloween. (safe)

[TyBull]

HALLOWEEN...

A cabbie picks up a Nun.  She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.  He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me.  When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.  I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:  #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm singl e and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says.  "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned.  I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK.  My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."