No Underwear

[Jihme]

A Swede, an Irishman and a Scotsman take their wives golfing....

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over  to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?"  Ole demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford  any."

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the  tee.

Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies,  "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over The wind also takes  her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able  ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer  the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit."