The Moped (safe)

[TyBull]

>> The Moped

> >>

> >> An elderly man on a Moped,

> >> looking about 100 years old,

> >> pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

> >>

> >> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car

> >> and asks,

> >> "What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?"

> >>

> >> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO.

> >> It cost half a million dollars!"

> >>

> >> "That's a lot of money," says the old man.

> >> "Why does it cost so much?"

> >>

> >> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour

> >> !" states the doctor proudly.

> >>

> >> The Moped driver asks,

> >> "Mind if I take a look inside ?"

> >>

> >> "No problem," replies the doctor.

> >>

> >> So the old man pokes his head in the window

> >> and looks around.

> >> Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,

> >> "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but

> >> I'll stick with my Moped !"

> >>

> >> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show

> >> the old man just what his car can do.

> >> He floors it, and within 30 seconds

> >> the speedometer reads 160 mph.

> >>

> >> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.

> >> It seems to be getting closer !

> >>

> >> He slows down to see what it could be

> >> and suddenly

> >> WHOOOOSSSHHH !

> >>

> >> Something whips by him going much faster !

> >>

> >> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari

> >> ?" the doctor asks himself.

> >>

> >> He presses harder on the accelerator

> >> and takes the

> >> Ferrari up to 250 mph.

> >>

> >> Then, up ahead of him,

> >> he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

> >>

> >> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,

> >> He gives it more gas

> >> and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good

> >> until he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on

> >> him AGAIN !

> >>

> >> Astounded by the speed of this old guy,

> >> he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari

> >> all the way up to 320 mph.

> >>

> >> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped

> >> bearing down on him again!

> >> The Ferrari is flat out,

> >> and there's nothing he can do!

> >>

> >> Suddenly, the Moped plows

> >> into the back of his Ferrari,

> >> demolishing the rear end.

> >>

> >> The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably

> >> The old man is still alive.

> >>

> >> He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,

> >> "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for

> >> you ?"

> >>

> >> The old man whispers,

> >> "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror